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more about #atleasttheycanfloat more comments → velvet.fistfull of love: I might be humorless because all I can think about are the whales and other creatures who might mistakenly try and snack on a boob. more » Grim Reaper of the Forest: Mommie, look, I found some new water wings! more » LatestBy: ...those aren't bouys!" more » Jack_Burton: Reminds me (like so many things) of a Simpsons episode: Sea Cap'n McAllister: Arr, matey. Nary a warning light to be seen. 'Tis clear sailing ahead f... more » hearmeroar: I want to see them incorporate this into the new season of Lost. Which can't come bloody fast enough, btw. more » ilikenoise: [uk] + Watch video more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): With any luck, they'll end up on MILF Island. more » CrankyOldBroad: Somewhere off the coast of Africa, the pirates don't know whether to stand at attention or cry in their grog. more » BabyJane: The inflatable boobs will be fine. They know how to do the breast stroke. more » NefariousNewt: "Arrrrrr.... I said I wanted 'booty'...." more » Shamrockette: They can always be used as flotation devices... more » cuteasabutton: Yeah it was me. Your local Jezebel Pirate, trying to stop delivery of fake boobs to a bunch of, er boobs. more » morninggloria: Tits ahoy! more » MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治: Maybe they'll wash up on some deserted island, and some castaways can make a titty raft and paddle back to civilization. more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): How many horny idiots are going to drown trying to retrieve these things? more »
