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more about #astrology more comments → sybann: Someone please PM me the name of the painter! I can't remember his name - he has 3 of them! more » badmutha: Me and Robert De Niro share the same bday. This has given me no small amount of happiness, and is in fact one of the personal items I list on my resum... more » BlueMorpho: I can so glue leaves back on trees. I just need a lot of glue. And 6,500 extra hands. more » HuckleberryFriend: I think Zooey might be the only thing us Capricorns have going for us. That and maybe book collections. more » SomeAuthorGirl: Mine is dead wrong. I am often asked if I'm crazy or stupid - it's both, not neither! Could be worse. At least I am in good Virgo company. more » karmasutra är svensk: Thanks for giving us Tyra. WE HAVE BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY, TOO, you know. more » morninggloria: Leo: You're a lion, so don't be surprised if you find yourself surrounded by the carcasses of gazelles this summer. more » Scout: I Am like a Black Bean Burger; giving people indigestion and sending them off to the bathroom for hours more » Ipomoea: Relax, Virgo! You aren't crazy or stupid. You just jump to conclusions and have tizzies over things that can easily be broken down and made sense of. ... more » Mafalda para Presidente: But...I ALWAYS show the love of jewels and candies. It's what makes me such an awesome Leo. more » prettycool: How dare you say Kate Winslet and I are shallow?! You're just jealous because we look good in skinny jeans but you get tingling thigh syndrome. Now ex... more » cuteasabutton: It is true, I am a two-faced bitch on occasion and I don't know if I'm coming or going. On the flipside I can be sweet as pie and very loyal. But I've... more » Lymed: December 4: Lymed, Tyra, Marisa Tomei and Franco. more » WaltzingMatilda: Mine is spot on and yet nothing new. Some asshat always tries to shit on my parade. More upsetting: finding out Tyra Banks is a Sag, too. more » redqueenmeg: Pisces: Why am I always last? Captain von Trapp: Because you are the most important! more » -
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Let's Gaze Into The Future With Your Very Own Jezebel Horoscope
Welcome, dear friends, to your Jezebel Horoscope for September, 2009. I've enlisted the help of completely phony and unreliable astrologist, Eloise McBean, to help us look to the stars to determine just what lies ahead of us this September. More »
