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more about #assholes more comments → pesematology: "Our lives have been destroyed," she added blondly. A.Maz.Ing. more » JinxyMcDeath: I imagine the secret service will be checking whether there was any cell phone activity from when Ms. Jones left her message until the Salahis crashed... more » Bookish Bohemian: Love this quote from the Governor of Virginia: "If somebody had said to me, 'Hey, someone in Virginia is trying to crash a party.' There are 7 1/2 mi... more » thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe.: Persuaded by their "manner," hmmm? more » Snowbunny: These words! I have never seen words like "blondly" before. Adding "-ly" to adjectives doesn't automatically make adverbs; "Shiny-ly" comes to mind ... more » Understater: more » PaintedTrollop: The big ole cross is a nice touch. more » Ginmar Rienne: I have this odd idea that one should be famous for the things one does, not lies about---and that those things are worth doing whether or not they get... more » Maritsa: Gee, what was it they said yesterday on "Today?" Something like "Matt, this is the most devastating thing that's ever happened to us. Our lives have b... more » Little Green Frog (Wise Latina): That cross really bothers me. I hope she is wearing it just as jewelry and not as a Christian. more » BabyJane: If a fame whore falls in a forest, and the paparazzi aren't around to photograph it, did it really happen? more » I, Zombie Normal: "I am big, it's the hoaxes that got small." more » Chrissy E.: My sisters and I grew up out of the states for the better part of our lives. The eldest is rather thin and has always been. This of course is NOT beca... more » LeRollingStoner: Okay, so I was in a thrift store with my mother recently, and a little boy yelled "fat girl!" I thought nothing of it...because I didn't think he was ... more » LadySublue: Oh, Lord. I am fat, and I can't tell you the hurtful things I've experienced. I'm trying my best to get over it, and to an extent I have. Yes, I'm ... more » -
#thepartyline
6 Bullshit Claims Made By The White House Party Crashers
The more Michaele and Tareq Salahi try to tell their story of how they were "invited" to the White House, the more it looks like Swiss cheese. After the jump, we take apart some of their most ridiculous assertions.
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#fatpanic
Will Anti-Fat Hate Crimes Make People Take Sizeism Seriously?
While riding a nearly-empty train in the evening, Marsha Coupe was attacked by another woman who kicked and punched her repeatedly, leaving her with 40 bruises and one eye swollen shut. The reason given? Coupe took up two seats.
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#douchedujour
Tucker Max Fans: The Lowest Form Of Life
Tucker Max must be proud. His fans have photo-shopped signs from the protest of his movie with jokes about "fat chicks" and rape. And if you're thinking what could possibly be funnier than rape? here's the answer: racism! [TheSexist] -
#boygonewild
Farting Will Cost Joe Francis Millions
A judge has ruled that Joe Francis must pay $3 million in gambling debts to Wynn Las Vegas. During his deposition, the Girls Gone Wild founder asserted his Fifth Amendment rights after nearly every question, and farted repeatedly. [LVSun] -
#bigjuicyfun
Facebook Tell-All "Big Juicy Fun," Filled With Sexism, Assholes
It seems Facebook was founded by a bunch of misogynistic assholes. Should we be mad? More » -
#hills316
The Passion Of The Hills: What's Next For Lauren And Speidi
While Lauren Conrad tries to leverage her Hills fame into a "writing" career, Heidi and Spencer have already found their next costar: God.
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#potpsychology
"What's The Best Way To Covertly Scratch Your Vadge?"
It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the biweekly "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. More » -
#nosympathyforthedevil
Purported Nude Photos Of Pop Star "Leak" Onto The Internet
Although we're not going to link to them, a bunch of naked and semi-naked photos allegedly featuring (and photographed by) Rihanna are making their way around the web this afternoon. More » -
#lovehurts
Catch & Release
"He told me that he could not live without me, and that he would not stop telling me how he felt. And then he disappeared." Hey, lady, welcome to my late 20s. [NY Times] -
#biglove
262 Children Neglected, 12 Girls Sexually Abused At Polygamist FLDS Ranch
Well 2008 is finally ending and what better (read: horrible) way to wind down the year than with an update about our friends from the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints? -
#assholes
Daddy Issues
The son of the "British Fritzl," the man who impregnated his two daughters 19 times, says he lived in fear of his father, who was abusive, and hopes he "rots in hell." Ditto. [Guardian] -
#shortsighted
Why Do People Care When A Woman Cuts Her Hair?
Looks like it's time for yet another scare-story telling women that a short 'do is a "don't" if they want to attract men. Why are short cuts on women so controversial?
