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    ElleL: I call them my Oprah arms, and I have been in a never-ending battle with them since high school. Bastards. more »
    Tchotchke: Ok, this is a serious question because I've never worn Spanx, arm tape or those nipple sticker-thingys, but has anyone worn them and then tried to hav... more »
    hamburgerhotdog: One of the kids a friend once babysat had a cutesy name for this: UADD, or under arm dingle-dangle. more »
    Tchotchke: This is why I refuse to leave the house without first putting on my sausage casing. It holds everything in place without the need for tape. more »
    Snizzy-Snazz Bullets: Oh wow, the other night I was at the bar when a man decided to tell me this was the one flaw on my body. I feel like I should point out he had many f... more »
    Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.: This sounds suspiciously like that King of the Hill episode where Peggy enters a beauty pageant. more »
    JessickerFletcher: Wow! Tape can do that?! Thanks science! more »
    LoSpaz: OR you could do tricep dips for free on your office chair (or your kitchen chair, whatever floats your boat). No adhesive residue! more »
    funnyface: Unless it was invented by a stay at home mom and can also whiten my teeth, I think I'll pass. more »
    JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: Back in the forties, you had to make YOUR OWN DAMN FLAB-HOLDING TAPE. more »
    Chamalla,barren crone: My bat wings are secret weapons, used to valiantly fight stupidity and injustice. Somehow, I imagine taping them up would hinder their superpowers. ... more »
    rodmanstreet: This is such an obvious example of how companies manipulate women into paying more just because it's marketed toward women. Pamprin Max has the same ... more »
    Zombie Ms. Skittles: I think your Spanx-like invention will do better business if all the fat goes to your tits. more »
    GirlFailer: I am not ashamed to admit that I saw this product on an infomercial and considered it's usefulness as an ass-lifter for my new sweater dress. I don't ... more »
    bess marvin, girl detective: "Instant Self-Esteem Lift" is needed for the creator of this shit more »
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