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    JerkoftheMonth is changing her name!: Firstly, Natalie Portman was the most beautiful woman on the planet with her short hair. I think she probably got lots of sexy times. I think it's fai... more »
    Eyebrows McGee (now with more baby!): I cut my hair off not long after I got married to donate it to Locks of Love (a friend and I grew it out together and then donated). RANDOM ACQUAINTAN... more »
    lalaland13: So, following this logic, the longer my hair gets, the more I want sex? So if you see a girl with split ends like me, bang her right away before she c... more »
    rollergirl76: Every guy I've ever dated has loved long hair. However, I like to switch it up now and again because that's how I roll. Either deal with it or see ya!... more »
    rollergirl76: Why would you marry somebody if you had a bad sex life with them? It's only going to get worse, right. more »
    morninggloria: Whenever I cut my hair short, it is always preceded by an energetic makeover montage set to a club remix of "I'm Every Woman" and images of the proces... more »
    PoisonPixie: I gotta say, while it may not mean NO SEX, cutting hair CAN BE an outward show of some emotional damage. Exhibit A: My friend in college was broken up... more »
    Flackette Goes Retro: My hair is roughly shoulder length, and whenever I say I'm going to get a haircut, men (boyfriend, guy friends) freak out and say OMG don't chop all y... more »
    gherkinfiend: I lopped all my hair off into a pixie crop last week and I'm slightly freaked out to see how many things people associate with it and therefore with m... more »
    exelizabeth: I want to cut my hair of really short soon because it's a) so much easier and b) I look better with short hair, so I was googling for hairstyles and c... more »
    AllieCaulfield: I recall reading a study in which men stated one of the worst things women can do to make themselves less attractive is chop off their hair. One poor ... more »
    Understater: Damn, now I'm in the mood for a Jean Seberg flick. Didn't she just ROCK the pixie cut? more »
    happysquid: My sister lopped my hair off into a VERY SHORT haircut and i don't know what it all means. more »
    LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues: Ugh you guys- my husband looooooves long hair and is super attached to mine in particular. His grandfather passed away a couple of years ago and I cut... more »
    sybann: Dear Idiot Spouse, Cutting my hair indicates a desire to spend a lot less time screwing with it. Sincerely, Your wife PS The lack of sex is indicative... more »