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more about #ashtonkutcher more comments → Island of Misfit Toys: I'm not nearly as repulsed by Russell Brand's bedroom as I thought I would be...It must be because he isn't in it. #jenniferlopez more » queen_caribbean: Where are the zealots crying about the sanctity of marriage when a celebrity's ex plans to release a tell-all or other private materials? What goes on... more » LaComtesse: Why is Kate Winslet getting a nomination for The Reader NOW? The movie came out about a year ago! (Also: it wasn't that good.) #jenniferlopez more » scandalouskiki: At first glance, it kind of looked like Jennifer Lopez was checking her pulse in that photo. #jenniferlopez more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Andre is passionately anti-abortion but accepted his glamour model wife needed the procedure after a doctor told her there were "complications" with t... more » phantom lady: If Josh's stripper didn't know he was married, why would she then ask him if he was Fergi's husband? More importantly, why am I giving this any though... more » J.D.Regent: Like I didn't already want to be Sophia Loren enough. more » SevenNationArmy: "A lot of people, especially this season, are very frustrated and angry with Don" Really? Maybe its the sites/forums I vist but Don could rape and ki... more » LaComtesse: Why is Jennifer Lopez wearing the Hamburglar's mask? #jenniferlopez more » georgina: I feel quite well-updated on the Saved By the Bell cast members' lives. Thanks Jezebel! #jenniferlopez more » cocobanal: This will probably be my first and last Kristen Stewart comment, but I wanted to post it to commend her on being aware of her grammar! I hope some of ... more » Diziet_Sma: Wow. Russell Brand's pad is horrible. I thought he had more taste. #jenniferlopez more » AnnieSaBu: ROGER AND MONA ARE MARRIED IN REAL LIFE? My Monday just improved considerably. #jenniferlopez more » BetteD: I e-mailed this DirtBag to my dear boyfriend, and this was his response: "Jewish People to Jon Gosselin: We don't want you either." I think we shoul... more » TransFat: I used to drink a lot of iced tea but then my voice dropped and I got hair in strange places. It did help me win my championship belt though. #seanpen... more » -
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J.Lo Sues Ex Over Sex Movie; Lindsay's Assistant Worries She'll Kill Herself
- Jennifer Lopez is suing her ex-husband Ojani Noa for $10 million and demanding he stop production of the film How I Married Jennifer Lopez, which includes video of the couple in "sexual situations" on their honeymoon.
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#dirtbag
Sean Penn's A Diplomat; The Gosselin/Suleman Show Is A Go
- Is Sean Penn the unofficial liaison between Barack Obama and Hugo Chavez? Penn visited Chavez in Caracas on Wednesday and apparently the Venezuelan president told him:
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#notablequotable
January Jones On Ex-Boyfriend Ashton Kutcher
"[He] was not supportive of my acting," she says in the November issue of GQ. "He was like, I don't think you're going to be good at this." Obligatory slideshow of Betty Draper in lingerie here. [People, GQ] -
#dirtbag
Conan Ends Up In The Hospital After Taking A Spill, Snoop Has A Thing For Hyacinth Bucket
- Conan O'Brien landed in the hospital yesterday due to an injury sustained during a Tonight Show stunt. A source says O'Brien was "running down a flight of stairs when he slipped and banged his head, possibly sustaining a concussion." [E!]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Kate "Just Needed A Break" From Family Dogs; Amy Winehouse Fights Middle School Bully
- Kate Gosselin says that though Jon Gosselin called the breeder and had their two family dogs taken away, "They'll come back I'm sure at some point. But for now, I just needed a break."
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#idie
Rachel Zoe & Friends Fear For Her Life
On last night's Rachel Zoe Project, Rachel suddenly felt incredibly ill, which led her—and everyone else—to worry that she might die. Not "die" as in swooning over a Chanel dress, but "die" as in stop living. More » -
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Buzz About Kanye VMA Incident Continues; Elton's Adoption Plan Faces Obstacles
- Russell Brand on the Kanye West incident at the VMAs:
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#snapjudgment
It's In His Totally Innocent On-Screen Kiss, That's Where It Is
[Los Angeles, August 28. Image via INFDaily.]
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#dirtbag
Lady Gaga Hears A Boo From Angry British Fans
- Lady Gaga was booed by her British fans yesterday after showing up 20 minutes late to her performance and then having to cut her set short as a result. Maybe they were just saying boo-urns? [TheSun]
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#dirtbag
George Michael Crashes Into A Truck, Hailey Glassman Is "Not A Famewhore"
- George Michael was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence yesterday after driving his car into the side of a truck. According to a police spokeswoman, he was "later released without charge" after five hours in police custody. [E!]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Rosie Calls Elisabeth A
TwatSwat; Kristen Stewart: "I Would Kill For Him, Literally."- While performing stand-up in New York on August 5, Rosie O'Donnell started talking about her stint on The View, which she referred to as The Screw You, and called Elisabeth Hasselbeck "Elisabeth Half-a-brain." But Rosie wasn't done!
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#dirtbagafterdark
Jaime Pressly Pees In Public; Woman Claims Michael Fathered Cruise's Son
- Yesterday Jaime Pressly reportedly got so drunk at a gay bar in West Hollywood that she slumped down next to the building and urinated on the sidewalk in broad daylight.
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#famegame
"Young, Beautiful, And Noticeably White — [They] Draw The Paparazzi And Dominate The Gossip Magazines"
Sienna Miller, Jessica Simpson… even Ashton Kutcher. Washington Post's Amy Argetsinger writes, "They must be stars because they get so much press, but what is it they do again?" She has a word for that: Famesque. [WaPo] -
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Victoria Beckham "Icy, Wooden" On Idol; Ashton Loves Demi Like Hamburger
- Victoria Beckham had her first day on the set of American Idol on Friday and a source says: "It didn't go well." Why ever not?
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#dirtbagafterdark
Is Lady Gaga Intersex?; Lindsay Snipes At Sam On Her Birthday
- There's a rumor going around that Lady Gaga is intersex. Supposedly she said, "It's not something that I'm ashamed of, just isn't something that I go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia..."
