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more about #ashleyjensen Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: Not schooled in the "science of law and finance"??? Wesley, you get a hearty "Bish please" for that one. Everyone knows the tax man is a pimp and th... more » avec_accent: "Susan Boyle said she was "shocked" when she lost America's Got Talent" Probably because she was meant to be participating in Britain's Got Talent. more » Crabby Cakes: Wow, since I keep seeing the OPPOSITE sentiment expressed here re: the tour bus accident- how terrible for that poor man and his family and thank good... more » bitingfairy: Well now I have to read Twilight. Thanks a lot, Vatican. more » boatdock.bearcat: 1)So wait...the DOG should have been sent to counseling? ...do they have that? 2) Carrie Prejean's brother: That is NOT an ok thing to say. ever. ... more » sweet_communist: "The theme of vampires in Twilight combines a mixture of excesses that as ever is aimed at young people and gives a heavy esoteric element. It is once... more » tobesthewonderdog: i am embarassed about the range of emotions i went through reading from the headline of "miley's fatal bus crash" and reading that it was not her who ... more » Slim: Hey John Mayer! SHUT UP! more » DinosaurDanceParty: Yikes Wesley Snipes....how much money did he owe? I've seen people go years and years without filing taxes and not have to go to jail for three years,... more » AngeSponge: Thank you, Catholic Church for once again reminding me that you think I'm too dumb to make my own choices. Without you I definitely would not be able ... more » Diziet_Sma: "age-old trick or ideal formula of using extremes to make an impact" Virgin birth, crucifixion, Lazarus rising from the dead: nothing extreme about a... more » Kitty: I'm surprised the Vatican didn't jump on this sooner... though this will probably only make the books all the more popular now (if that's at all possi... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: What is the Vatican talking about? Bella and Edward wait until marriage to have sex and Bella refuses to abort her baby even though it might kill her.... more » boxspelunker: Aw, Susan Boyle, I still love you. more » annewithaneee: "Carrie Prejean's brother Billy Arnone talked to Radar Online about her sex tapes and said, 'If they were put in front of me I'd probably watch it.'" ... more » MalinaMango: Isn't Twilight abstinence-themed? If anything, you'd think the Vatican would like it. more » Thus Spake KATE!: dude, the vatican is just pissed because the catholic church was clearly the inspiration for the voltari. more » Tippi Hedren: I like how Joel Madden is acting like he was the one with pneumonia. more » BlondeGoddess: Hm, does Liz Hurley know red wine has loads of antiaging antioxidants that are very good for your heart and arteries? I think wodka (and other hard li... more » DandiDame: "Ron Livingston and Rosemarie DeWitt were married November 2 in San Francisco." Congrats, handsome! I've been a fan of his since "Swingers," and fou... more » -
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Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
- Last night, one of the four buses in Miley Cyrus' tour caravan swerved off the road in Virginia and crashed. The driver was killed, and one other person was injured.
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Lindsay Hates Her Dad; Tyson Punches A Paparazzo
- Lindsay Lohan is speaking out about her dad. "I hate him so much," she told Gossip Cop. And:
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A-Rod & Kate Hudson Swap Spit; Gwyneth & ScarJo "Catfight"
- Damn Yankee Alex Rodriguez — previously linked to Madonna — was seen MAKING OUT with Kate Hudson in Miami. Isn't she into hairy hippies? [Page Six]
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John Mayer & Jen Aniston: Not Engaged, Maybe Broken Up
- John Mayer did not, repeat did not buy an engagement ring for Jennifer Aniston. [Us Magazine]
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Angelina Jolie Wigs Out
- Angelina Jolie started working on Salt yesterday, and her character, rogue CIA operative Evelyn A. Salt, has a couple of different looks:
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Paula Abdul Out At Idol?; ScarJo's Romantic Marriage
- Sources say Paula Abdul is basically done with American Idol. Just like when she sees a mediocre contestant, it's all: "Thank you, but no." [MSNBC Scoop]
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