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more about #ashanti more comments → Lady Saira, Vere de Vere: I don't blame Hayden at all. I would jump on Milo Ventimiglia any day, regardless of his being twice my age. Oh, sigh... more » AboutToLaugh is longwinded: Gee, Aisha Curry... Could it be that Tameka's title is similar to yours because "You're pretty for dark-skinned girl" is a back-handed compliment that... more » morninggloria: I wouldn't call Spencer the villian as much as the wood tick. more » NoelleBlue: The actual quote from London Daily Mirror from Katy Perry: "She knows what she's doing. She put something in her knickers, a mini strap-on. Bless her ... more » LaComtesse: Dear Spencer Pratt, Iago from "Othello" is a villain. Satan from Milton's "Paradise Lost" is a villain. Humbert Humbert of "Lolita" is a villain. The... more » fluxus flucker: The article about David Nordahl and MJ was fascinating. I hope the exhibition goes on tour, which seems to have been something that both men had plann... more » dianersb was bit by a zombie: I find it odd that Billy Ray is okay with the pole dancing in front of the tweens, but he was up in arms about the Annie Lebowitz shoot. more » BritneyCanadaWhore: I think the second linked picture of Liam Hemsworth is actually Charlie Hunnam, who played Lloyd on Undeclared. more » dianersb was bit by a zombie: He's such a cutie patootie. Hehe. While he is a cutie patootie, I have a feeling that Angela Chase would not approve of this descriptor. more » flamesonthesideofmyface: Ugh I hate to say it but that's actually one of the more sensible things I've ever heard Spencer Pratt say. Normally he's going around talking about h... more » fluxus flucker: Claire Danes is so strikingly gorgeous, its almost maddeningly unfair! BTW, if anyone knows a secret to having such fantastic legs (other than genetic... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Maybe I'm just naive, but I have a hard time believing that Lady Gaga or her people put the intersex rumor out there. There doesn't seem to be an act... more » Maggita: Oh man I'm coveting every dress from Claire Dane's photo shoot. Is it bad that I want a gold metal dress with only one sleeve? more » stoprobbers: "The fun thing about surgery is that they always have new things and you can always try things. I'm not sure what's on that list right now, but I'm su... more » YorubaGirl: Kids in the Hall - YEAH! Randomly, I used to watch this in when we lived in Nigeria many moons ago. Canadian funnies FTW. more » -
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Billy Ray Weighs In On Miley's Poledance; Grisly Details In Model Murder
- Billy Ray Cyrus knows you're worried about Miley Cyrus dancing on an ice cream cart while holding a pole, and he has this to say:
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Miley Cyrus Pierces Her Nose, Tells America To Blame Kelly Clarkson
- Miley Cyrus, America's favorite daughter of a once-mulleted country singer, has—gasp!—pierced her nose. Shock me shock me shock me with that actually pretty typical and normal for a sixteen year old behavior! [People]
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Madonna To Marry Jesus?
- Madonna and Jesus Luz are reportedly planning a "commitment ceremony" in front of a rabbi at the Kabbalah Center in New York. Oooh, and a source says:
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A Munchkin Dies, But The Magic Of Oz Lives On
Mickey Carroll, one of the last surviving Munchkins from The Wizard Of Oz, died Thursday; the New York Times obit features a great quote from the late actor: More » -
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Sean Penn Files For Separation; Christina Applegate Is A "Most Beautiful" Person
- In 2007 Sean Penn and wife Robin Wright said they were divorcing, but then reconciled. On Friday Penn filed for "legal separation with minor children," three days before their thirteenth wedding anniversary. [Extra]
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