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    weaselina: So bizarre, this infatuation with a piece of tissue. Women have faked this thing for hundreds of years-I want to know where the hell my hubby's hymen... more »
    sumerfish: I hear this same argument from all kinds of abstinence only educators, people who don't want girls getting the HPV vaccine, and various churchy people... more »
    coconanas: It would be a different world if men had a hymen more »
    morninggloria: Yes, traditional marriage sounds pretty confining. more »
    Cassidy_Bayou: Will my artificial virginity set me up with an artificial high school boy who doesn't trap my hair under his elbows, giggle nervously, or put his cond... more »
    Snizzy-Snazz Bullets: Hymens are easy to break BEFORE sex. Horseback riding is a common culprit. I broke mine while snowboarding. more »
    Treeless: This is a legitimate concern. My artificial virginity hymen served me mulled wine and marijuana and told me I was pretty. In a rare moment of clarit... more »
    schlegs84: Is there any product that Religious leaders DON'T think will cause "illicit sexual relations"? Don't give the children hot pockets... they'll start d... more »
    frankie22: Not everyone bleeds when they lose their virginity anyway. more »
    SugitaAlcimede: "slamic culture forbids these relations except within the confines of marriage." ...FOR WOMEN... more »
    deitybox: Honestly, my first thought on seeing this was that it's for women who want to be born-again virgins. more »
    addywisbef: Does it come with a little booklet of scripted phrases like, "Is it in yet?" to make feel real for the special guy? more »
    chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish: This is a cutting-edge breakthrough. I'm now on the lookout for an artificial hernia kit, to relive fond memories. Amaze your friends! Break the ice... more »
    VoxPopuli: It might be kinda funny to get this for when I eventually decide to get past my "men are jerks and not worth my time" phase and start actually having ... more »
    Cerridwen: I just watched "Caramel" last night (great movie, btw!) and one of the characters, Nisrine, is getting married to a Muslim man and is not a virgin and... more »
  • #likeanillegalvirgin

    Egypt Fears Fake Hymen Will Make Women Promiscuous

    Egyptian officials want to ban the Artificial Virginity Hymen, which releases a "blood-like substance" when broken. One religious scholar says, "This product encourages illicit sexual relations. Islamic culture forbids these relations except within the confines of marriage." [Daily Express]
  • #wtf

    Like An Artificial Virgin

    Want to relive your first time? Well now you can, thanks to this disgusting contraption known as the "Artificial Virginity Hymen," which allows women to relive the awkward experience all over again. It gets worse: More »