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more about #ariel more comments → Liz11685: Going to see this movie in the theatre is one of my earliest memories. I was a little over 3 and a half at the time. I thought I was at least 4 when t... more » applejuice: Wow, I was 11 when I saw this film and I LOVED it. And so did my friends. We didn't even think we were old for it or anything. Would 11 year olds toda... more » hfree: Yesterday was my 29th birthday. Empire Strikes Back came out the day I was born (give or take a few hours). Now knowing that Ariel is 20 is just makin... more » birminghamdrunk: 20 years and i still can't find a goofy plastic version of those purple seashells to tie together and wear over my boobs. in the privacy of my own hom... more » Lazy Line Painter Jane: I went to Disney World with my boyfriend last week and while waiting in line for something there was a steel drum band that started playing "Under the... more » Triana Orpheus: I used to spend hours in the bathtub recreating that infamous scene on the rocks where she dips in the water and then pulls up and all the water splas... more » inabook: Little mermaid is 20 years old? I am totally shocked... because I can actually remember going to see it with my mom and the neighbor girl. I would h... more » Kivrin: This movie actually caused my nine year-old self to have a minor nervous breakdown, because the end of the movie taught me that daughter growing up an... more » jigglyball: FUCK ME I'M OLD. Also, happy birthday, Ariel. Here's how I think the past 20 years went with our favorite little mermaid: Year 1: Congratulations, new... more » Joyce Carol Hall and Oates: A friend of mine first realized he was gay when he was inexplicably attracted to Prince Eric. more » Triphena: No. I refuse to accept this. You're a lying liar, Sadie. more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: JESUS CHRIST!!! TWENTY years???? Oh, God. Oh my God. *sobs, looks into AARP membership* more » i dream of gene shalit: I had Little Mermaid EVERYTHING! It came out on VHS when I had the chicken pox, so I remember watching it on repeat for weeks, under my Little Mermaid... more » lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black: My mind just fell apart. thanks, jezebel, FOR BREAKING MY MIND. more » hippichx sez PEACE PLEASE: this is the same feeling i got when the little girl i used to babysit invited me to her twenty first birthday bar crawl. can't we just let her be an ... more » -
#underthesea
Part Of Our World
"You want thingamabobs? She's got 20." And by "thingamabob," we mean years. And by "she" we obviously mean Ariel of Disney'sThe Little Mermaid. Mazel tov! [LAT] -
#mousetraps
Disney Pushes Princess "Lifestyle" In Ladymag Form
It is hard to have faith that little girls living in America today will turn out okay when these items, being sold at Target, are so deeply and incredibly wrong. More » -
#mousetraps
Dizzied By Disney
The Disney Princess Favorite Moments Castle is where all the princess dolls can party together under one roof, like on Rock Of Love. As for The Disney Princess Baby dolls, why does baby Ariel have legs? [Babble] -
