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    TurtleSpeak: I actually like my chubby arms... no matter how much I've worked out on them, the bottoms stay nice and soft. I don't care that they jiggle a bit. I h... more »
    NefariousNewt: flabulessu.com -- Where PR flacks go to die. more »
    Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: This is totally unrelated but I do hate those McDonald 10-piece nugget commercials with the black dude singing to the girl about some damn chicken. It... more »
    badmutha: For Reals, if you get your arm fat slinging around enough and you get both arms in the air, you can do a thing called a "tree slap" on somebody's head... more »
    Tenacious.Sparrow: Never mind the jiggly arms, do you see that elbow fat?! like, seriously! How can she even go out in public like that, her elbow looks so, so...human! ... more »
    BeSarcastic: Arm fat is good for strangling. more »
    Samanthrax: I can't even handle this today- what total bullshit. Twatwaffles. more »
    CrossWord: Thank god there's a website to help me. My boyfriend won't let me anywhere near his taint with my flabby arms. It was really putting a strain on our r... more »
    I, Zombie Normal: I remember Janeane Garofalo joking that there were only two kinds of lady upper arms, the ones with visible biceps, and the flabby, matronly kind. I h... more »
    thatsnotfab: Well, at the very least, they got me to visit Urbancougar.com. I laughed at "The Cougar Connection" cos I think that was also the name of our high sch... more »
    vamusical: The Arm Fat Ad was probably brought to you by the same people who ask me if I have a muffin top on Facebook 5x a day. more »
    Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin): I'm imagining UrbanCougar.com as a parody website with Jennifer Coolidge posed in skinny jeans and some unnecessarily belted faux-hippie top, just sta... more »
    formergr: Wait-- Oprah definitely doesn't have arm flab in that picture, she looks pretty toned. That's the best example they could come up with? Caroline doesn... more »
    dianersb was bit by a zombie: I have no idea what they (the people sending the email) are talking about. The arrow seems to be pointing to that butterfly/i-still-think-it-might-be-... more »
    badmutha: Oh see, I figured I had a love of democratic causes and dedication to philanthropy in common with C. Schloss and Oprah. But I see what you mean about ... more »
  • #rants

    The Worst PR Pitches Of The Week

    We get hundreds and hundreds of emails every day, and sometimes there are terrible, annoying missives from public relations people which trigger angry, emotional responses we usually keep to ourselves. Except for today:
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