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more about #annoying more comments → sharkie792: is there ever going to be a point where girls are considered sexual beings with agency rather than someone you have to trick / buy / get drunk so that... more » howdydoody27: Is anyone bothered by the fact that on the first date there is no way to get to "you are not having sex tonight" unless the date can't stand. Women o... more » lalaland13: Is this an Internet first date ----> no, you will probably not be having sex. No matter how many jokes you make out of nerves. The big question for m... more » Rhubarbarism: Not to defend this chart, which was probably made by some of those True Forced Loneliness creeps, but maybe it's a small advance that the chart tells ... more » morninggloria: Before you consult this flow chart, you best consult my personal flow chart. "Is she menstruating?" -----> If you try to have sex with her, she will ... more » greydragonfly: "Is she dressed slutty?"--> "is she asking for it?" more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Are you seriously contemplating this flow chart? Yes ------------> May the world fuck you, but I won't. There, I fixed it. more » vulcanized: This totally ignores the fact that a woman might well not want you to buy her drinks. Maybe I'm just boring, but when I'm on a date, I won't have very... more » Notes from the underwhelmed: Mine would probably go like this: Have I shaved my legs that day?--> Do I have the day off tomorrow?---> Is it last call at a 4am bar?--> Am I speakin... more » whynotshesaid: Oh, doh. I didn't read it right. I fail. more » clevernamehere: Ugh. Incredibly rich gets you automatically laid on a first date? Buy her drinks until she is drunk. This is just charming. more » alouette: I fell asleep on my date when he brought me to his house after prom. A true story that disproves one of the more direct routes to sex. more » Evie Havok: Meh. I can see these scenarios happening (and they probably do happen) in real life. I don't see anything wrong with it. more » mfnher: My flow chart...Are you Jon Hamm?>>>You are having sex with me tonight more » laurosaur: Did you show this chart to your girlfriend? Did she giggle?/scowl?/push her tina fey glasses up the bridge of her nose, roll her eyes, and say she al... more » -
#dontgowiththeflow
At Least She Can Stand?
A reader pointed out this annoying flowchart to help a man determine if his date will bang him — based on factors like whether she's "dressed slutty," saw a "sad movie," or is "sober enough to stand up." [Holy Taco] -
#pjparty
PJ Harvey Not Actually Crazy Wailing Banshee
Do you ever get annoyed when journalists act all surprised when a musician acts differently in an interview than she does onstage? If so, you'll really enjoy Matt Diehl's BlackBook interview with PJ Harvey. More »
