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more about #annanicolesmith more comments → Snowbunny: Gag. That Speidi poem reads like when I rewrote hunks of "Beowolf" into an ode to my "tenacious terrier" puppy in 11th grade. Poetry is for poets, H... more » la.donna.pietra: Hmm. Sinead is making sense again. more » Scoithniamh: I apologize if this seems naive, but the last time I heard "guido" outside of Jersey Shore, someone was proudly declaring themselves thus. Therefore,... more » Lolita Hazed: "I never really thought of Susie Salmon as someone who was dead... Although her body is dead, her soul is still there. That's what makes Susie who she... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I'm 22 to 29 and I think "Guido" is an offensive term. more » Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: I'm surprised that Church scandal is buried in Dirt Bag. I'm with Sinead all the way. Nothing against Catholic layfolks, but the church is a child r... more » TransFat: Oh shit, Team Cher is going to be pissed. more » tallgirl-in-heels: Pierce, justice can only be served swiftly if Polanski actually faces it. And it's been noted that your heart goes out to everyone but his victim. more » Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: That thing with Diddy is kind of freaking me out! Was he sexually abused to then act out that way? more » Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: So...did Tiger not even wrap it up? It makes infidelity so much worse when they expose their wives to diseases, like Eliot Spitzer. more » erinna: I haven't watched Jersey Shore, but when I read that quote from Snookie, I actually HEARD it in a South Jersey "guidette" accent. So hilarious. I ca... more » Invisible-Echidna: Jon and Kate get back together and have triplets to compete? They'll have to work fast if they want it in time for sweeps. #jongosselin more » Crabby Cakes: You know what else need to rest and recharge during the winter? Bears. Someone get Colbert on the phone, it's time for a Threat Down. #jongosselin more » SidheDragon: Sting I love you man, but of late you sound like a freakin nutso. I'm with you on the global warming thing, but depression is highest in deep winter ... more » vamvaki_poulaki: Lady Gaga is causing major eye rolling over here. Maybe it is because I'm done with art school and any more over-reaching trying-too-hard look-at-me m... more » -
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The View Apologizes To Tiger's Lover; Ashlee Cast In Nicole's Sitcom
- Earlier this week on The View, Joy Behar joked about Tiger Woods' mistress Rachel Uchitel: "Yeah, you-ka-tell she's a hooker." Uchitel didn't find it so funny, and her lawyer threatened to sue the show.
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Gosselin Apologizes To Girlfriend, American Public; Taylor Swift Is Not A Nazi
- Jon Gosselin has been doing some soul searching (or hired a better publicist). Today, he publicly apologized to Hailey Glassman and insisted there's no Nadya Suleman-Jon Gosselin reality show, though his recent behavior "lent credence to such outrageous stories."
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Miley Fan Threatens To Eat Own Cat; Lindsay's Dad Predicts Her Death
- Ready for a mega-eyeroll? A "fan" is threatening to kill her cat, Fuzzy, and eat the animal unless Miley Cyrus reopens her Twitter account. The girl says:
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Hailey's Sick Of Jon's "Mantrums"; Megan Fox's T-Shirts Stolen
- In an interview with The Insider that airs tomorrow, Hailey Glassman says her boyfriend Jon Gosselin will "take his anger out on me... He has 'mantrums.' I shouldn't have to put up with being emotionally abused."
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Renée To Meet Bradley's Parents; Award Season Begins
- Texas gal Renée Zellweger will spend the holidays in Philadelphia with Bradley Cooper's parents. Sounds like the plot of a romcom. But it's real! [NY Daily News]
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More Arrests In Lindsay Burglary; Cross Snorted Coke In Front Of Obama
- The LAPD has arrested four women in connection with break-ins at Lindsay Lohan and Audrina Patridge's homes.
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Lindsay Refuses Rehab; Co-Star Says Cruise Made "Constant Homophobic Comments"
- Lindsay Lohan's friends and family want her to go to rehab but she's not having it. A source says her parents' public bickering would "drive even the most normal of people over the edge" and Linds is drinking to cope.
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Michael Lohan Might Kidnap Lindsay; Johnny Depp's A Rock Star
- Oh no: It's Lindsay Lohan vs. Michael Lohan. Again. Papa Lohan claims he wants a conservatorship, like Britney Spears' dad. That way he can control LL (and her finances?). He says:
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Johnny And Kate Make Holiday Plans, Jen And John Get Back Together, And Levi Loads Up On Moose Meat
- Kate Moss and her boyfriend, Jamie Hince, have been invited to spend Christmas on Johnny Depp's private island with Depp and his wife, Vanessa Paradis. Celebrities! They're just like us...if we had an ex-boyfriend with a private island. [TheSun]
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Khloe Wants To Be "Skinny Pregnant"; Nicole & Joel Secretly Wed?
- For the love of God. Khloe Kardashian says: "I want to be a skinny pregnant person." Actually, what she says when she's asked about having kids is:
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Avril Goes Forward With Divorce; Taylor Swift's SNL Plans
- Avril Lavigne has officially filed for divorce from Sum 41's Deryck Whibley.
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Lindsay's Dad Knows Her Drug Dealer; Spice Girls Reuniting (Again)?
- Michael Lohan says he knows who Lindsay's drug dealer is:
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Jon Ordered To Return $180K; Oprah Won't Apologize For Unleashing Dr. Phil
- Today a judge ruled that Jon Gosselin must pay back $180,000 of the money he removed from his shared bank account with Kate Gosselin in violation of an arbitrator's order. As for the rest of the money...
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Gosselins Fight Over Twins' Birthday; Britney's Kids Living In Squalor At K-Fed's
- In an interview with Entertainment Tonight, a visibly angry Jon Gosselin says Kate Gosselin is trying to prevent him from seeing their twins on their birthday tomorrow but, "She can't tell me what to do... I'm just going to stay."
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Frances Cobain Lashes Out At Ali Lohan; Brad & Jen's "Secret" Meeting
- Frances Bean Cobain has written an open letter to Ali Lohan. Would you like to know what it says? Here goes — and consider it to be [sic]-filled:
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Jen Cries Over Brad; Lily Allen Quits Music
- Oh Christ: Jennifer Aniston "burst into tears in her trailer" while filming in New York.
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Is Justin Secretly Dating Rihanna?; Travolta Testifies That Jett Was Autistic
- Justin Timberlake and Rihanna reportedly hooked up after the VMAs and they've "been seeing each other for the past few weeks," says a source, "He is really into her and it's only a matter of time before he dumps Jessica".
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John Travolta To Testify Today; Jaclyn Smith Is Alive & Well
- John Travolta allegedly refused medical help after his son Jett suffered a seizure — which is why the paramedics in the Bahamas were trying to blackmail him.
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Lindsay Knows Her Burglar; Hasselhoff's Problem From Meds, Not Booze
- This is not surprising: Nick Prugo, the 18-year-old accused of burglarizing Lindsay Lohan's house, was seen hanging out with Lindsay on the set of Labor Pains at least 10 times.
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Arrest Made In Lindsay Robbery; Khloe Kardasian Hears Wedding Bells
- Someone's been arrested in the Lindsay Lohan home burglary case — and it's not Lindsay Lohan!
