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more about #annakournikova more comments → BlondeGoddess: Suzanne Somers' comment is disrespectful, in poor taste and ignorant -- as if he had a choice? Pancreatic cancer has a high mortality rate, and he alr... more » BetteD: Hey, Suzanne, what do you think Botox is made of? Butterflies and fairies? Oh, but I forgot--having a face frozen in 1971 is much more important than ... more » LizzieBennet-Darcy: Wow Chrissy...I mean Suzanne. Lemme just explain something to you. Come over here to camera three. Cancer is evil. It is an attack on your body by yo... more » lisas: Wow Suzanne, are sales slow? Tacky, tacky, tacky. more » NellMood: FINALLY someone has figured out the cure for cancer. Just get rid of the toxins, add in nutrition- who knew?! I think we all know who'll be winning th... more » NormaPolydeuces: I am a child of that Sacred Heart (I was actually in high school while she was too), and I call bullshit on the Lady Gaga story for another reason: th... more » willwriteforfood: Someone explain to me where Lindsay Lohan's money comes from that she can travel the world and hit the clubs every night. She hasn't made a movie in t... more » EdnasEdibles: That's pretty shitty of Martha to dog Kmart like that. They did carry her line for a decade plus, way to insult everyone who shops there. And honestl... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I prefer to think that the coyote was childless and just wanted a pup to raise as her own. more » hfree: I feel really bad for Jessica Simpson. My cat disappeared earlier this year and we're fairly certain a coyote got her (and I live in the suburbs of N... more » morninggloria: This is just not Jessica Simpson's year. I think that's the only thing that the two of us have in common. more » ChildBride: As a child of the Sacred Heart, I'm calling bullshit on the Lady Gaga story. First of all, Sacred Heart girls are punk rock and have been for centurie... more » heykoukla: Also, it's interesting that Suzanne Somers rails against injecting toxins into the body for medical reasons, but has no problem with stuffing her chee... more » alexburrito: I don't get celebrities who want to adopt children who have parents who are just unable to care for them. Why not pick a child that is an orphan or h... more » Helennellieforsythe: Dear Suzanne Somers,When my best friend's grandpa was diagnosed with a fairly common, and treatable cancer, her mom insisted that he try alternative t... more » -
#dirtbag
Arrest Made In Lindsay Robbery; Khloe Kardasian Hears Wedding Bells
- Someone's been arrested in the Lindsay Lohan home burglary case — and it's not Lindsay Lohan!
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#thenamegame
A Is For Anna: What My First Name Says About Me
Welcome to The Name Game, in which we bring totally unscientific analysis to bear on popular American names. To kick off this new feature, I'm starting with a name about which both I and my boss are completely unbiased: Anna.
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Lindsay Sued Over Tanning Mist; Michael's Mom Creates Bedroom Shrine
- Lindsay Lohan is being sued by a Florida chemist named Jennifer Sunday, who claims the actress stole the formula for Sevin Nyne tanning mist.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Michael Jackson, Debbie Rowe Allegedly Not Biological Parents Of His Kids
- Several sources say the real father of Michael Jackson's oldest children, Prince and Paris, is Arnold Klein, Jackson's dermatologist and Debbie Rowe's former boss.
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#dirtbag
SJP's Twins, Britney's New Look, Chris Brown's Sorta-Apology
- Here's the first picture of Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick with their new twins, Marion and Tabitha Broderick. Big brother James, are you ready for double trouble? [TMZ]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Miley & Justin Split; Megan Fox Likes Weed
- Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston have split after less than a year together. A source says the breakup was a result of Miley's traveling, and not Nick Jonas, although he and Miley "have been spending time together." [Us]
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#dirtbag
Tyra Dumps Paulina; Brad Drunk Dials Jen
- Oh, snap: Paulina Porizkova has been given the pink slip by Tyra and America's Next Top Model! The '80s supermodel told Craig Ferguson on the Late, Late Show:
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#dirtbag
Gunfire At Gisele & Tom's Wedding
- Gisele Bundchen married Tom Brady again, this time in Costa Rica. They first got hitched in the U.S. in February. These days you can't be a celebrity and not have two or three ceremonies. [Breitbart, Mirror]
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#clips
Anna Kournikova Kicks Jimmy Fallon's Ass In Beer Pong
Despite the fact that tennis star Anna Kournikova had never played beer pong — she says because she didn't go to college — she ended up winning. Kournikova had root beer in her cup, by the by. -
#ragtrade
Madonna Raises PETA's Hackles, Maybe Gets A New Clothing Line
- PETA named Madonna one of its 6 worst-dressed celebrities, along with "Maggot" Gyllenhaal and the Olsen twins. "Someone needs to tell Madge that wearing fur doesn't make you a cougar," the animal-lovers sniffed. [PETA]
