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more about #annafaris more comments → Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Clint is right, which makes it Schadenfreude Central at my mom's place. (She loves him.) Hugh, I'm thinking Tiger doesn't get that reaction when he ... more » lisas: Robert Pattinson is telling fibs about Vancouver. #nicolerichiepaparazzi more » Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred): I love men who play golf! Incidentally, my dad plays at the same club as Hugh Grant. I saw him from a distance once, my only ever non-book-signing cel... more » LadyFabulous: Oh Robert, that is such a lie! Here I am, sitting in my office in Vancouver, wearing a hoodie as we speak. Hood up, yes indeed. #nicolerichiepaparazzi more » fluxus flucker: There is a heartfelt, moving quote by Susan Boyle directly above a nauseating quote by Chris Brown. Oh, the vast spectrum of humanity. more » mfnher: I've stopped watching Ugly Betty, but my love for Becki Newton is still going strong. Broke Shields is kind of funny, and an instant New York Post he... more » missbananafish: Remote Control was one of the best game shows ever. RIP, Ken. #dirtbag more » Kristinkles Ingabogovinanana: Hey there Wedding Banned, don't you remember already being made in 1997? Yeah, you were called That Old Feeling and you starred Bette Midler and Denni... more » CrankyOldBroad: Dear RPatz: Vancouverites would like you to know that we don't give a flying fook about whether hoodies are fashionable or not. We do, however, give o... more » WaltzingMatilda: I love love love this morning bag: there is no such thing as too much Anna Faris. #nicolerichiepaparazzi more » Ack: The Ken Ober news ruined my day. I still love Remote Control to this day. :( #nicolerichiepaparazzi more » Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Twilight fans in Denver are already camping out as well* *I heard this news while driving and crying** in my car. **Crying because the radio folk ke... more » LexiD523: Man, Chris Brown really has not learned his lesson, has he? "Yeah, I beat Rihanna to a pulp, but I'm Chris Brown! There will always be pussy for me!... more » EdnasEdibles: If CW is bringing back shows, can't they bring back Everwood? #nicolerichiepaparazzi more » rednrowdy: dear dodai, thanks for showing the photo of mr. butler in a kilt. you've helped my tuesday immensely. love and other indoor sports involving kilts,... more » -
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Nicole Takes On The Paparazzi; Sparkle Vamp Is Sexiest Man Alive
- Nicole Richie has obtained a restraining order, preventing two celebrity photographers from coming close to her or her kids.
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Heidi's Demure In Playboy; Stewie's Gay
- Heidi Montag's Playboy shoot: Not that X-Rated. Sources say the mag had strict instructions when photographing her:
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#goodbadugly
Last Night In L.A.: Good Clothes, Funny People
Apatow's latest, Funny People, premiered last night at Hollywood's "ArcLight Cinemas Cinerama Dome." Leslie Mann, Rashida Jones, Elizabeth Banks, Anna Faris, Eric Bana and various other funny people looked seriously good. We won't mention a certain pair of espadrilles... More » -
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Pretty Clothes At The Ugly Truth Premiere
Uptight Workaholic is Taught How to Live and Love by Dashing AssholeThe Ugly Truth premiered last night at Hollywood's ArcLight Cinemas. And the clothes that Katherine, Gerard and various supportive stars wore were better than the movie deserves, methinks. More » -
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Stars Slam Perez Hilton; Ed McMahon Dead At Age Of 86
- As mentioned yesterday, after Perez Hilton insulted Fergie, Perez and Will.I.Am had a confrontation in which Perez said:
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Lonely Aniston Still In Touch With Mayer; Will.I.Am Assaults Perez Hilton?
- According to this report, Jennifer Aniston is "struggling" to stay away from John Mayer:
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#goodbadugly
Usual Gang Of Idiots, Shenanigans At MTV Movie Awards
The 18th Annual MTV Movie Awards, held at Universal City's Gibson Amphitheatre, always has the same formula. Basically: Everyone in the world + absurd clothes = red carpet magic. More » -
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No Babies For Britney Or Aniston; Authorities Investigate Suleman Household
- Britney Spears is denying that she is pregnant with her third child after Ryan Seacrest announced on his radio show that a "reliable source" told him she was. "She's absolutely not pregnant," said Britney's spokesman.
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#dirtbag
Jennifer Hudson: Mom-To-Be?
- Gossipeuse Janet Charlton claims Jennifer Hudson is knocked up. JHud is currently on tour; her fiancé, "Punk" from I Love New York, is training to become a professional wrestler. [Janet Charlton's Hollywood]
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Slumdog Dad Arrested; Lindsay May Star In Topless Vegas Show
- Slumdog Millionaire star Rubina Ali's father, Rafiq Qureshi, was arrested last night on charges that he tried to sell his daughter for £200,000. [The Sun]
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#darkarts
Reviewers: Observe And Report Is So Revolting, The Rape's No Biggie
Some critics claimed the date rape scene in Observe and Report wasn't so bad when seen in context. Now that everyone had a chance to see the film this weekend, bloggers are weighing in. More » -
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Chris Brown Has New Girlfriend; Angelina To Adopt Again?
- Chris Brown has reportedly moved on. His new ladyfriend is actually an ex. She attends University of Mary Washington and they met in Virginia, which is where he's from. His reps deny everything. [Gatecrasher]
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#criticalmass
Critics Observe And Report: Seth Rogen's Dark Comedy Is Disturbing
Reviewers say Observe and Report is unsettling, but not always funny. That may not be surprising, considering a scene involving date rape is supposedly one of the film's funniest moments. More » -
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Is Date Rape Funny? Seth Rogen Explains It All For You
If you're thinking about seeing the light-hearted Seth Rogen comedy Observe & Report, you may want to watch this R-rated trailer first...or maybe not. More » -
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We Observe, Report Bad Clothes At Comedy Premiere
Observe And Report, which premiered at Hollywood's Grauman's Chinese Theater last night, brought out some very aggressive zippers and buckles, baffling choices, and a few winners. And then there's that scrollback... More » -
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Rihanna's Good News/Bad News
- Rihanna's maybe moving on! But: She was seen getting cozy with Wilmer Valderrama. Isn't that dude bad news bears? He's been linked to Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Ashlee Simpson, Mandy Moore… [Mirror]
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Rihanna & Chris Brown: A Break, Not A Breakup
- Interesting: Chris Brown and Rihanna are "taking a break." They're not calling it a breakup, though.
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Alan Cumming Comments On The President's Penis
- Alan Cumming thinks that our new President, Barack Obama, has a large, ahem, unit:
