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    whynotshesaid: I must have no taste, because I really don't think Christina Applegate belongs with the rest of the monstrosities. more »
    Loquacious Verbosity: Oh Jesus Christ!!! She's NAKED!!! *scrubs eyeballs* I will never EVER get that awful image out of my head. Thanks very much, Sadie. more »
    MargaretMoony: New fashion rule: If you can see your pubic cleft, it's time to go back and change your clothes. more »
    sensitivitycop: first problem here - there must have been a few more real celebrities who could have made this list. #1 - Christina Applegate - bad outfit, yes, but ... more »
    wednesdayam: I know that with #7, some people think of that terrible Tom Jones song, but thankfully, it brings to mind Spinnerette for me... more »
    Scoithniamh: Dudes, let me ask this totally awkward question. I was under the impression that camel toe had to actually...ahem, not to put too fine a point on it.... more »
    SheelaNaGig: I'd put #1, #2, #3, #5 and maybe #9 in the "people who tried to look good and failed" category, and the others in the "trying to be cool/edgy/avant gu... more »
    abluegirl: Gondor needs no pants!!! And regarding Mistress Maya Yogev, honey, brown shoes never go with a black bondage dress. As for Kimbra, the cute bow is... more »
    hellosunshine: I'll go ahead and make the obvious Arrested Development reference: Kimbra just blue herself. more »
    sylvie calls shotgun!!: Oh my! It appears that Blair Waldorf has front caca-ed herself right before the Upper East Side's 1975 Society of Genie Swingers Gala! Damn time tra... more »
    MIXED: That woman's vagina is just so fucking BLUE. more »
    I, Zombie Normal: The naked painted lady is Kembra, who is the singer for The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black. They've been around awhile, and put on a sort of macabre... more »
    Island of Misfit Toys: It is a lovely shade of blue. I mean, if I had to paint my vagina blue, I'd go with that one. more »
    boobalore: that's really her vulva, isn't it? i mean, i can see going looking like it is, but not actually being naked. and how is that legal? is paint clothes now? more »
    TransFat: I had a good laugh when I read "Doda" as "Dodai". There would have needed to be a Jezebel editor intervention. more »
    sayah: This is my fav bad Leighton-outfit. The make up really pulls it off. more »
    Elizabooth: Camel toe is the least of Leighton Meester's problems. I think she purposely gave herself a frontal wedgey so her horrible, horrible (horrible!) outfi... more »
    hej hej: These get-ups make me realize how much I miss Star magazine's "Would You Be Caught Dead In This Outfit?" feature. more »
    thehighshelf: My Purple Pudenda will be my first children's book. The second will be Vivian's Violet Vulva. more »
    to do everything in truth: The pattern on Leighton Meester's pants-leggings makes it look as if she has had a very flow... The look of old, dried blood in your croth area is NOT... more »
  • #worstoftheworst

    Crotch Us If You Can: The Worst Celeb Clothes Of 2009

    As terrible duds went, 2009 started slow. Not much spectacle, not many spectacular failures. But, as the year aged, there were bright spots - and by bright spots, I mean bomb costumes, camel-toes and magic gone terribly, terribly wrong. More »
  • #ragtrade

    Charlize Sits For Vogue; Corinne Day Seriously Ill

    • Charlize Theron has nabbed the September cover of a slimmed-down Vogue. The issue counts only 584 pages, compared with the 840 pages of Sienna Miller's 2007 issue. Theron last made the cover in October 2007. [TFS]
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  • #maghag

    Calvin Klein, TSE, & Originality In Fashion: Not So Black & White

    I was skimming a men’s magazine the other day when I paused, mouth agape, on the new TSE campaign.
  • #ragtrade

    March Vogue: Just Us, Or Does Drew Look Scarymore?