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more about #animals more comments β sableized (mawrterdom): HOORAY for ordained gay Episcopalians. My grampa is one. He's awesome. more » JennaW: "Obey...listen to what we say! Or we'll stone you just like the Bible tells us to in Deuteronomy 21! more » Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Oddly enough, related to the Martha Stewart news - there's Martha Stewart tips printed inside the wrapper of the Dove Caramels my mom sent me for Chri... more » shoroko: Well, that guy will probably win his claim for cow-caused damage, considering it's often strict liability. And I thought my tort professor's random li... more » curiousgeorgiana: Sarah Palin-- inspirational parenting 101. more » Lymed: The chimp was being treated for Lyme disease. Lyme can actually cause rage symptoms in some people. I can't help but wonder if his illness had somet... more » boobookitteh: B-b-b-b-but I thought Sarah Palin was a 'rogue'?? A 'maverick'? A 'pit bull' who didn't play by the rules?? Who was, dare I say it, disobedient?? more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Something about The Home's Tastiness being A Mystery made me think of Homer Simpson. Maybe anything featuring the word Tasty reminds me of Homer, I do... more » LoSpaz: I claimed a bad hair day due to cowlicks to my insurance company and they wouldn't cover it either! more » hortense: That was the best thing she could think of to say to her kids? more » NellMood: Maybe the house is painted with lead paint? more » Never_Nude: When I was an insurance underwriter, two lifetimes ago, we would see claims where cows licked the paint off cars. Usually it was hunters parking in a... more » pesematology: Oh for the fuck of shit. At least you gave us a cute kitten chaser to this drivel. more » Gumbina80: My husband and my dog (both males) are entirely creatures of habit. Wake up at the same time every day, go in the same direction for a walk, eat the s... more » logruszed: Son, you got a froggie on your head. more » -
#leftovers
Cow Licks "Tasty" House, Homeowner Complains β’Β Sarah Palin Says Kids Must "Obey"
β’ Headline of the day: "Tenn. Man Says Neighbor's Cows Licked $100 In Damage To His House; Home's Tastiness A Mystery." Also, according to the article, his insurance won't cover the damage because it was an "act of cow." β’ More » -
#weirdscience
Personality Plus
"Males have more pronounced personalities than females across a range of species — from humans to house sparrows — according to new research." (NB: "Personality" is defined as "consistent, predictable behaviours.") [ScienceDaily] -
#leftovers
Skunk Whisperer Saves The Day β’ Men Are Gross And Don't Wash Their Hands
β’ What do you do when you find a skunk stuck in a jar of peanut butter? Call the Skunk Whisperer, obviously! Here is a video of him rescuing the hapless animal from his nutty prison. β’Β More » -
#kickstart
The Elephant In The Womb
Human childbirth doesn't seem so bad after watching the video at left (NSFW) of an elephant giving birth at the Elephant Safari Park in Taro, Bali. At least human moms don't kick their babies to make sure they're breathing. [Buzzfeed] -
#gooddog
You Can't Teach Old Dogs New Tricks... Or How To Use A Condom
The Malaysian SPCA commercial at left has a clever explanation for why it's important to get your pet spayed or neutered: dogs don't know how to use birth control. Unfortunately, neither do many humans. [AdRants] -
#llamadrama
Llama Rescued After Being Stranded On Pikes Peak
Homer the Llama has been rescued by two mountain climbers after he was spotted wandering around Pikes Peak for nearly a month, where, according to the AP, he tried "unsuccessfully to make friends with a herd of bighorn sheep." [AP] -
#animalmagnetisms
A Tale Of Two Pet Rescues
This week, both the New York Times and the Washington Post have articles on women devoted to pet rescue. One's a charming story about fluffy kittens and a Beaux-Arts apartment. The other's incredibly depressing. More » -
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#donotwant
Im In Ur Internet, Banning Ur Cats
Urlesque's Kelly Reeves finds cat videos, (particularly the one at left) annoying, so she's organized a Day Without Cats On The Internet on September 9. Message to Reeves' two cats: someone needs to put a hairball in her shoe. [Wired] -
#byob
Japanese Cafe Lets Customers Dine With Bunnies
The Usagi-to-Cafe in Nagoya, Japan keeps 18 bunnies for customers to play with while they eat. In the video at left, one woman says she's even brought her own rabbit so he can mingle with the "staff bunnies." [Inventor Spot] -
#woof
Please Stop Embarrassing Your Dogs, And Yourselves, With Idiotic Pet Costumes
This particular dog costume is offensive on many levels: one, it's offensive to anyone who loves animals. Two, it's offensive to anyone who loves Star Trek. And three, it's offensive to anyone who loves beer. This madness has to stop. More » -
#bearnecessity
Great Escapes
A bear got trapped in a Colorado skate park, but someone was kind enough to hand him a ladder, which he promptly climbed up and escaped. 9News features a cute slide show of the intrepid bear on his climb. [BuzzFeed] -
#grossgenitalia
Are Four Heads Better Than One?
The video at left features the echidna, a.k.a. spiny anteater, which is the only mammal that lays eggs. But, what really sets echidnas apart from other members of the animal kingdom is that the males have a four-headed penis. [Buzzfeed] -
#leftovers
Samantha Orobator Challenges Conviction β’ Group Will Sue Over Forced Removal Of Head Scarf
β’ Lawyers for Samantha Orobator, the pregnant woman jailed in Laos for drug smuggling, say the U.K. shouldn't recognize her conviction because she was subjected to a "disgraceful show trial," denied access to lawyers, and prevented from defending herself. β’ More » -
#cattoys
Barbie's Horse Outgrows Her Trailer
You may have enjoyed playing with Barbies when you were little, but your cat definitely didn't. [Buzzfeed] -
#heavypetting
Suze Orman Look-Alike: "Petting Is Passe: Your Cat Wants A Massage"
Were you aware that, "the front of your cat is a veritable treasure chest of fun"? In the clip at left, the lost 5th Golden Girl shares a cat massage technique that she promises will make Whiskers drool... literally. [Buzzfeed] -
#lolcats
Cat Got Your Hand?
We can't tell if the cat in the video at left really wants to hold his owner's hand, or is just preventing her from posting a comment she'd regret later. [Buzzfeed] -
#snakebitesit
Grandmother Kills Snake With Her Bare Hands
Wow: After a seven-inch pygmy rattlesnake slithered up to her door an bit her on the hand, 87-year-old Esther Orring strangled it with her bare hands. She has been treated with anti-venom and is recovering in the hospital. [NBC Miami]
