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more about #anikanonirose The Plain People of Ireland (formerly cheerfulp is always...): Dear Chris Brown: Capitalism means never having to buy your shit. more » CraftyBroad: Ahh, now it all becomes clear. Getting arrested doesn't get Chris Brown's attention. Seeing photos of Rihanna's face doesn't get Chris Brown's atten... more » BetteD: Oh Alec Baldwin. I forgive you for everything. Take me! more » ImproperDancing: "If she doesn't want to be photographed she should change her profession and become a butcher." Bullshit. Did it ever occur to this fuck that maybe N... more » avec_accent: Sarah Ferguson, may I suggest you point yourself in the direction of fanfiction.net? For it is there that you will find your like-minded kin. more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): I have mixed feelings on Jude/Sienna, and not just because I have an irrational crush on the Talented Mr. Law. See, my dad is a serial cheater. Chea... more » Maggita: "I'm working out again. I'm going to make the sequel to 300. My pecs will be glistening. I'll have a codpiece. I'm going to blow your mind." Every ti... more » JennaW: Well, *I* feel fully satisfied that Chris Brown has changed and regrets his actions. It is SO CLEAR from everything he has said and done since he comm... more » SaturdaysChild: Kenan, I'll bet that a lot of those angry letters are from people really fucking sick of seeing a black man constantly in drag when SNL could, you kno... more » Penny: I really don't like it when people misspell collectibles. more » curiousgeorgiana: I'm waiting for Chris Brown to borrow a page from Carrie Prejean's "How to be a Victim" and start calling everything a violation of his 1st Amendment ... more » greeneyedfem: I'm disappointed in the Pink tattoo. I think it's pretty ugly (as in: ugly, not "pretty-ugly"/jolie-laide). In my head when I read about it, I pictur... more » HarpMadness: I'm having flashbacks reading rambling quotes from Billy Corgan. Ah, those were the days. more » coffee milk: From the Us Magazine article: Rycroft, a former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader, and Strickland sealed their tear-filled vows with a kiss as an instrumenta... more » kentuckienne: I'm so baffled by the Lohan yardsale -- are they that broke? more » TheBigSalad: The episode of Saved by the Bell where Lisa runs up her credit card and is forced to sell her clothes in the only hallway of Bayside came to mind when... more » Keep it cool: I'm only buying one of Lindsay's bags if there is still some leftover coke in there. more » rokenrolzombie: Oh no Togo! Not you!Although I typically refer to him as Torgo and it always reminds me of the clip above. more » la.donna.pietra: Dear Accenture, The only thing you've accomplished by dropping Tiger Woods is to remind everyone that you used to be Arthur Andersen, LLC. You know,... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I'm really sick and tired of Chris Brown acting like a victim. Too tired to be snarky, even. more » -
#dirtbag
New Moon Breaks Records; Amy Proposes To Blake
- 'Sup Twihards? This column alleges Robert Pattinson is a "hot property" thanks to New Moon's record-breaking box office this weekend…
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#goodbadugly
Stars Bright, Stars Hideous At Bright Star Premiere
Bright Star, the potentially-awesome, potentially-ludicrous Keats biopic, premiered last night at New York's Paris Theatre. The results? Let's just say they fell short of the Romantics' ideal. Unless that included see-through bodysuits without bras, that is! More » -
#mousetraps
5 Possible Problems With The Princess And The Frog
A new teaser trailer for the Princess And The Frog is online, and while the hand-drawn animation is really exquisite, there are still several upsetting things about what's being called Disney's "first black princess" movie. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Miley & Justin Split; Megan Fox Likes Weed
- Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston have split after less than a year together. A source says the breakup was a result of Miley's traveling, and not Nick Jonas, although he and Miley "have been spending time together." [Us]
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#outofafrica
HBO Premieres No.1 Ladies' Detective Show
There have been dozens of TV detective shows, but The No.1 Ladies' Detective Agency presents two things rarely seen on American TV: An African female lead character and a flattering portrait of the continent. More » -
#mousetraps
Why Has It Taken So Long For Disney To Create A Black Princess?
This week, the toys for the The Princess And The Frog were unveiled. Tony-award winning actress Anika Noni Rose will voice the main character, Tiana, Disney's first black princess. More » -
