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more about #angelinajolie more comments → VoxPopuli: So...Ashlee's eyes in frame 10. What's going on there? Are they actually looking in two directions? She looks possessed. Also, I assume that Nicole a... more » Snowbunny: J. Lo just set a new level of sexy face in slide 10. Can Megan Fox rise to the challenge? more » BlueMorpho: I never knew that my thumbs were freaky. Thanks, In Touch! more » FrannyR: If everyone whose kids like pirates would hook up, society would collapse because the world would turn into one giant orgie more » R_Claw: I now want a calendar where each month there's a different dog reading a different tell-all book about a different celebrity. I think this is genius. more » funzette: "Carey told Shia that Keira warned her that he's a player, which enraged Shia, because he's really genuine. " Shia, you'll always be a damaged norsem... more » f_t_e: I wish someone would 'ruin' Christmas for me by taking me to Vietnam. Also, I am impressed that In Touch didn't go ahead and put REMEMBER WHEN HEATH ... more » applejuice: I wanna hear about "Angie and Brad's Obama Battle" in Us. Ever since I heard Jolie say how she lurrrrved Ayn Rand and that the Fountainhead was great... more » kookla: The last time I had steamy sex in the shower, I slipped and busted my ass bone. Then I couldn't do anything for 6 months. Even now I prefer baths. more » JennaW: They don't spend their downtime talking about Tom?! But what else could women possibly discuss but mutual exes? I call bullshit! more » eatsshootsleaves: The only things I hope are true in these magazines is the reading dog and Britney letting her kids draw on her wall, which is kind of awesome. more » itsonreserve: Hold up....WHERE THE FUCK IS PACEY? more » lalaland13: In my screenplay, the man opens up the shower door and the woman sighs and says, "Dude, I'm all soapy now and if we start hitting it right here, I'm g... more » lonewolfer: lusty trollop: This was one of the most hilarious Dirt Bags ever. - Jen texting 2 good 4 u - The Dawson's Creek 'curse' - Penelope and Nicole 'breaking free' - The i... more » SUNNY1: I've read better love scenes than that Angelina/Johnny one in Harlequin books. "Slithery"? Really? How is that sexy? She sounds like a snake. more » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Jolie & Johnny Destined To Fornicate
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we take a walk through the celebrity weeklies, in search of entertaining gossip. This week: Britney's beach wedding; Katie's leaving Tom; Angie and Johnny are planning to make out and shower together. Naked.
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#grainofsalt
Obama's Approval Rating Down Among Pouty-Lipped Mothers Of Six
No, not her. Us Weekly claims Angelina Jolie "hates" Obama. A "source" says, "She's into education and rehabilitation and thinks Obama is all about welfare and handouts. She thinks Obama is really a socialist in disguise." [Us] -
#dirtbagafterdark
Timbaland Drops Chris Brown; Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Ham
- Timbaland recorded a song with Chris Brown for his upcoming album, but now he's removed Chris' vocals from the track. Timbaland's manager says it's a "creative decision for both parties," but sources say he's done with the "drama" surrounding Chris.
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#angelsinamerica
Everyone's Obsessed With Angelina
While leafing through our New York Times Magazine yesterday, we noticed something curious: like Daphne du Maurier's Rebecca, Angelina Jolie hung, a spectral presence, over every page: More » -
#ragtrade
Brangelina Tries Jewelry Design; Lindsay Lohan For Bebe?
- Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have designed a fine jewelry collection for Asprey, which goes on sale this week. The line, themed around snakes and called "The Protector," starts at $525; all proceeds go to support Jolie's children's charity. [WWD]
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#dirtbag
Victoria Beckham Visits Underprivileged Kids; Oprah Gets Her Facts Wrong
- Victoria Beckham put away her Hermes bags and Louboutins and wore shredded jeans and combat boots as she joined son Brooklyn and spent 2 days with impoverished children in Kentucky.
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#photoplay
Let's Make A Scandal: Totally Fake Brangelina Headline Edition
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt attended a 30th Anniversary Gala at the Museum of Contemporary Art in Los Angeles last night, which means we'll probably be seeing some of these pictures alongside ridiculous Brangelina headlines sometime soon. Let's start now! More » -
#dirtbag
Lindsay Leaves In Tears, Angelina Makes Up Rumors About Jen, And Oprah Apologizes To Robin
- A source claims that Lindsay Lohan "stormed out of" Brittany Gastineau's birthday party in tears after her ex-girlfriend, Courtenay Semel confronted her at the party and tried to talk her into going to rehab. [PageSix]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Marlee Matlin: "Lighten Up, People"; Fergie Says Rappers Are "Completely Gay-Friendly"
- Some people were offended by the jokes Alex Borstein made about Marlee Matlin's speaking voice on Sunday's Family Guy special. She says, "It was sick. It was twisted. It was rude... and I was glad to be part of it."
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#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Adoption & Drug Rumors; Tom Talks To Ashtrays
Every Wednesday, we gobble up the tabloids in search of "news." This week, four out of five covers feature Angelina Jolie, with more about her pending adoption, her idyllic life in France and her cruel, hypocritical behavior.
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#collectorsedition
Angelina To Adopt Baby No. 7
Angelina Jolie has reportedly begun the process to adopt a seventh child from Syria. But she signed the papers alone, which naturally leads to some speculation. More » -
#dirtbag
Dina Claims Lindsay Cuts Herself; Rosie Calls Oprah "Gay"
- Dina Lohan is pissed that Michael Lohan keeps leaking recordings of Dina and Lindsay's phone calls to him. "The tapes were from a long time ago, and for a father to stoop this low is unforgivable," she says. And:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Prejean: "If I'm A Bigot So Is Obama"; Don And Betty's Future Revealed
- In her book Still Standing Carrie Prejean says, "I believed then and I believe now that marriage should be a legally recognized sacrament between a man and a woman. If that makes me a bigot, so is Barack Obama."
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#maghag
Lara Stone, Rehab, & The Problem Of Idiotic Celebrity Profiles
Fact: most celebrity profiles are boring. Fact: Lara Stone — the "curvy," "old" Dutch supermodel — is interesting. In this battle between medium and subject, who shall prevail? Clearly the one who's prepared to talk about alcoholism and breasts.
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#dirtbagafterdark
SJP: "I Love The Smell Of Diapers"; Lindsay Parties, Misses Business Meeting
- In the December Elle Sarah Jessica Parker (over?)shares her thoughts on her new twin girls revealing, "I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm like a baked good..."
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#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay Asks For Restraining Order; Kristen Has Embarrassing Nickname For Rob
- Lindsay Lohan is taking legal action against Michael Lohan, who has been talking about kidnapping her and putting her in rehab. Her lawyer says she's seeking a restraining order and may file a defamation lawsuit against him. [TMZ]
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#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Details On Angie's Lesbian Affair & Lindsay's Face
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I wade through murky tabloid "news": This week, Angelina's juggling two chicks, six kids and stoned Brad; booze, cigarettes and cosmetic fillers have ruined Lindsay Lohan's face.
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#filmschooled
Salt Trailer: Nothing Is Lost In Translation
The trailer for Angelina Jolie's new flick Salt has popped up online. It's in Russian, but you don't need an interpreter to realize that death-defying stunts and haircolor changes = a woman on the run. [JoBlo] -
#ragtrade
Miley & Max For Wal-Mart Is Cheap; Lady Gaga Planning A Clothing Line
- Today in pointless clothing lines of the stars: Miley Cyrus and Max Azria's Wal-Mart collection! The digs look well worth every penny of their sub-$20 price point. [Lucky]
- Now, even the Kings of Leon has one. [Blackbook]
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#realitybites
Winona Ryder On Public Life, Private Lives
Winona Ryder doesn't do much press anymore, but in an interview with BlackBook magazine she discusses her upcoming film The Private Lives of Pippa Lee, her relationship with Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie, and spending two decades in the spotlight. More »
