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more about #andysamberg Ipomoea: Do you think they just sit around and do wacky voices together sometimes? #andysambergjoannanewsom more » dirtybee: In all fairness, if I was walking down the street holding hands with this man, I'd have the exact same smile on my face. #andysambergjoannanewsom more » Bunsen Honeydew: I didn't know he had a girlfriend. FML. #andysambergjoannanewsom more » Kivrin: Ever since I read this Savage Love column a few years ago, I can't look at Andy Samberg without thinking, "That man could suck a d--k sideways." #sava... more » JerseyGrrrl: Only a trip to Medieval Times can justify young Joanna's squire look. Couldest that be wherin thine art headed? I imagine the back of that cloak has s... more » CatherineSloper: Wouldn't it have been easier to just yell down the hill at Uma or, if close enough, push her out of the way? At any rate, I doubt the van was "hurtlin... more » Hazel: Tyrese, you're kind of a tool, huh. I loved you when I was 14, though. Also, I'm honestly not wearing pants right now. That's right, I'm naked from th... more » rednrowdy: does anyone care if adam lambert is gay or bi or whatever? the boy has some serious vocal chops. end of story. more » rednrowdy: um, why is mayim bialik on 'what not to wear'?! that show is for us plebians, the five-figure earners (if we're lucky), not former celebrities who ce... more » ElleL: PLEASE don't let that be true regarding Jen and John. If she were my friend, this is when we call together a girls night to sit her down and end this... more » fluxus flucker: Rockabye Baby! does amazing covers of pop songs. Like beautiful instrumental versions of Bjork, Radiohead, and all the previously mentioned musicians.... more » Little Green Frog (Wise Latina): So, what is Hugh Laurie's Twitter account? It's not mentioned anywhere. I don't care if it's not updated, I must know. more » kellybean: Blind item: Diane Sawyer? Or is she still a newscaster? more » jeepgirl: I think Conan attracts a younger crowd compared to Leno so it'll be interesting to see how the ratings fall out. TV sucks so bad this time of year tha... more » ritualtheory: "Branding is sexy. I love my name on a cow. It lets me know I own it." more » NoelleBlue: I feel so very sorry for Susan Boyle... I think this is how a normal person would react. Steve Martin can really throw down on that Banjo! When he was... more » heykoukla: Hugh Laurie, sir, with all due respect, you are no Stephen Fry. more » pinkyBella: I understand Carla Bruni's frustrations. I am 2 inches taller than my boyfriend and I never wear anything but flats either. That's why I love her so m... more » Understater: Can't help but feel like Lily Allen's cameo on Neighbours is a giant heaping of comeuppance. more » Khrushchev: Oh, Anchorman sequel, you are my little gentleman! I'm going to take you to Londontown! more » -
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Adam Lambert To (Maybe) Come Out; Aniston & Mayer Back On?
- American Idol runner-up Adam Glambert has been vague about his sexuality, but a source says:
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Heigl Is High Maintenance; Stars Speak Out On Prop 8
- New day, same rumor: The "doc" is a diva. So. Did Katherine Heigl get dropped from the cast of cringe-inducing flick Valentine's Day because she wanted too much cash? Her rep says:
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Christian Bale On His Rant: "It Was Unacceptable"
- Christian Bale looks dirty and hot on the cover of the new EW! Inside, he talks about that infamous rant that was so popular it got turned into a dance remix:
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Shia LaBeouf's Permanent Mistake
- As you'll recall, Shia LaBeouf injured his hand in a car crash in July 2008. He says: "I'll never be back to 100 percent or have full recovery." And:
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SNL Takes On "The Girlfriend Voice"
Perhaps the best skit from last night's SNL was this take on the dreaded "girlfriend voice," and other voices that people put on when talking to certain friends on the phone. Clip after the jump. More » -
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Gwyneth Schools Joaquin On Street Cred; Britney, Madonna To Do Another Duet
- Gwyneth Paltrow has advice for Joaquin Phoenix, who's embarking on a new hip-hop career. She says, "Hmm ... maybe to go live in the projects for a few years to get some authenticity." [People]
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Andy Samberg's Booze-Loving Mom: "Gangster"
Last night, Andy Samberg talked to Letterman about a recent fancy dinner with his parents: His mom did not like the "very special" wine the sommelier suggested. Andy doing his mom's voice is hilarious.
