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more about #anaortiz more comments → EmpressZombie: I can't believe that the crowd booed Madonna because she dared to be sad about Roma discrimination. Shame on them! It's horrible what is happening to ... more » dirtybee: Robin William's quote reminds me of when Pink begins shaving his eyebrows and chest hair off in The Wall. Impressive scene. more » ImproperDancing: I miss my curvy, brunette Lily, but the spunk's still there so my fire for her still burns bright. Also, yes that Palm Pre lady is slightly terrifying. more » brinkswomanship: Dear Paulina You will NOT help dispel the myth that you are a dumb model by being all "OMG teh books, dey are so heavy. So many pages!" love brinksw... more » eibhinn: As someone who enjoys tormenting her boyfriend with Christmas albums AND Bob Dylan albums, a Bob Dylan Christmas album has made my year! (and ruined B... more » badgirlgonegood: It freaks me out that guys are refusing to sleep with Lily Allen because of that song. Jeez, she's just saying it's not right for guys to have all the... more » AuntieBee: Listen, I need you to not mention Alexander SkarsgÃ¥rd. At all, ever. I just - I can't have these feelings at work. It's bad for my productivity.... more » lalaland13: So vampires are just like The Sims, eh? Will the Woohoo with anything? more » Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Dear Heidi, I think you just figured out how to increase viewership at the Emmys. Am I right? -Le K de K more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Tsk. Oh, Heidi. No idea why you always end up naked with the photog? Neither clueless nor disingenuous is a good look for you, liebe. I thought To... more » ElleL: Did anyone catch Anne Heche on Letterman last night? I was falling asleep as it was on, and wow. Get some class, woman. It was ridiculous. more » hortense: Gerard Butler, I'm going to hit you on the head, you idiot. The greyhound probably thought your dog was a rabbit from the tracks, the kind they are t... more » Hooplehead: Hey Joan, methinks you are not one to talk about anyone being a bitch. It's funny that people who have made careers out of being nasty whine the loud... more » CristinaS: Anybody else think that the the "three slick hipsters" look like Lindsay Lohan + Sam Ronson + unknown third hipster? Seriously. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Dear Celebrities, Please stop bad-mouthing the mother/father of your children to the press. Also, I suggest setting up a trust fund dedicated to you... more » -
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Avril Headed For Splitsville; Chris Brown Tells All
- Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley: Headed for divorce? According to sources:
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#goodbadugly
Cocktails, Sparkles At Tiffany's.
This event was actually called "a cocktail party honoring two greats at their game hosted by InStyle and Tiffany & Co. at the Cooper Square Hotel - Penthouse." The greats were Maria Sharapova and Frank Gehry. (He didn't show.) More » -
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Madonna Not At Risk For Swine Flu • Sarah Jessica Parker Expecting Twins
- If you get an email titled, "Madonna caught swine flu!" don't open it. The only thing that will be infected is your computer. [The Sun]
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Madonna's Adoption Delayed
- Madonna is in Malawi, asking the court for approval to adopt a second child. [Times of London]
- Madonna's adoption ruling has been delayed until Friday; the court has not revealed why.
