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more about #anaisnin more comments → lilbobbytables: Brigham Young made my day. I never though that is a statement I would make in honesty. Who knew! more » Little Green Frog (Wise Latina): Hannah Montana: Person with no scientific proof and lots of parishioner gossip say what? (Oh, give me a break it's Friday, and my daughter has been w... more » Jack_Burton: Maybe he got prostate cancer because most men, if they live long enough, will get some form of prostate cancer. more » BritneyCanadaWhore: Churchill: He may have been an adulterer, but you're an asshole and you'll still be one tomorrow. Possibily with cancer. more » thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe.: Jesus: Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. more » Lymed: The widow should really be informed, as punishment for not being smart enough to discover it herself. I'm sure the pastor would agree. more » thesciencegirl wields the truth like a mighty axe.: I once had to convince a patient that his father did not die from colon cancer because he was gay. okay, it was a fake patient for a class exercise, ... more » token_illiterate_commenter: I'm not a big fan of Kerouac, but I think he got this one right. Being dead has helped clarify things for him. more » j_fizz: Hold up. So only this "Celia" person knows that this dude slept with many church ladies? more » EltonJorts: It's worth noting that Kerouac was a Catholic. more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: Wait wait wait, am I confused about what a prostate is? I thought it was a gland that helps produce semen. Why is everyone talking about butt cancer? more » Dodgergirl: Simon & Garfunkel: (Ce)celia. You're shaking my confidence daily. more » BabyJane: Simon and Garfunkel: Celia, you're breaking my heart. You're shaking my confidence daily. more » wtfox?!: Mark Sanford's political career: The love of self is the most self of self. Also, all those women were his soulmates. Go spend time on the farm. more » vintagegoddess: Hmmmm, my husband has prostate cancer, I guess I might need to check his text messages..... more » -
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How Do I Tell Everyone That This Guy Died Of Prostate Cancer Because He Was An Adulterer?
This week, a concerned citizen wrote in to Obit's resident sage, Judy, with a question of doctrinal import. Judy took care of rational advice, so we thought we'd ask a bunch of dead people!
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#dirtybooks
How To Write Erotica
Want to learn how to write steamy sex scenes? Check out these tips from a woman, and these slightly more offensive tips from a man. More »
