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more about #amypoehler more comments → IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: Yeah, like the guy in the $4000 suit wants to push a pram, Come on! more » sayah: -Nothing breaks up a team faster than... -Herpes! Uh... jealousy. more » KatyLou: Clearly the baby is a result of a series of escalating dares. more » cinematheques: I remember Amy on late night w/ Conan a couple years ago. She said for their wedding, the couple ran down the aisle and gave everyone high-fives while... more » cocobanal: When do you think they'll notice the baby's missing? more » jfwlucy: Proof that Twilight is a bad influence on kids: A girl was hospitalized after fighting with another girl over the last Robert Pattinson poster at a gi... more » Magister: Courteney Cox and David Arquette are executive producers of Cougar Town along with Bill Lawrence, who is married to co-star Christa Miller. Consideri... more » SwirlGirl: That's weird. I would pay $120,000 to WATCH a blind date between Courtney Love and Bill Clinton. But I'd put it on the uranium card-better cashback ... more » Elaken: The Nicolas Cage story makes me oddly sad. I always wonder who is at fault when it comes to things like this. Clearly the celebrity has to have some... more » SUNNY1: Good God. Lindsay Lohan's life is like that episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia when they wanted to have an intervention for an alcoholic. I... more » cand86: I adore Eddie Izzard so much . . . who else is really, really, ridiculously excited about the documentary about him that's coming out? #lindsaylohan more » rocknrollunicorn: All this Lindsay and Michael Jackson business was really getting me down. Christina Ricci's succinct summary of the glory that is Lady Gaga cheered me... more » kookla: I know we're not supposed to snark on appearances, but I just want to hold Lindsay down and force a dollop of Frizz-Ease® into her hair. I swear by i... more » BetteD: The most unbelievable part of this whole DB is that Courtney Cox would eat a ham and cheese for lunch. #lindsaylohan more » rd2uk: Is Siena Millers sister actually commenting on Jude Laws actions with reference to being back together with Siena? Can someone remind her that Siena w... more » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay Escapes Another Intervention; Dad In Jackson Molestation Case Commits Suicide
- Last week Lindsay Lohan ran when her ex Courtenay Semel confronted her about rehab. At a party this weekend her friends tried again, but Lindsay, "kept moving from room to room... She was clearly hyped-up on more than just booze."
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Palin Nixed Poehler's Dirty "Drill Baby Drill"
Last night on Letterman, Seth Meyers said at least one part of Going Rogue is 100% true: Sarah Palin did reject a crude (and funny) "drill baby drill" joke that Amy Poehler wrote for her SNL rap. Clip at left. -
#funnygirl
Amy Poehler's Advice To Girls
Glamour's Women of the Year Awards highlight video (after the jump) features Bill Clinton, Rihanna, and Maya Angelou, but the best line is Amy Poehler's: "Girls, if boys say something that's not funny, you don't have to laugh." [Salon] More » -
#goodbadugly
Glamour Celebrates Women Of The Year (Plus Steven Tyler)
Rihanna. Serena. Maria. Stella. Iman. Padma. Emme. Estelle. Gabby Sidibe. These were just a few of the boldfaces who bib-and-tuckered it at Carnegie Hall last night to honor Glamour's Women of the Year. And, yes, dude looked like a lady. More » -
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Amy Poehler's Glamour Cover; "It's Airbrushed To The Hilt, Just How I Like It"
Today on Ellen, Amy Pohler revealed her Glamour cover (other editions feature fellow "Women of the Year" Michelle Obama and Rihanna), then had the audience wave to her son Archie, who watches every day with his nanny. Clip at left. -
#dirtbag
Lindsay Sees Herself As "A Target," Morrissey In Stable Condition, And Bradley Asks Renee For Some Space
- Lindsay Lohan wasn't surprised by the negative reaction to her Ungaro debut, as she feels people are always out to criticize her: "I am a target. I don't know why I am, but I am, and I accept that." [TimesOnline]
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#ragtrade
Katy Perry Loves Muppets; A Hilarious Story Involving Kate Moss, Journey, & A Man In A Thong
- Katy Perry, like Lady Gaga before her, has succumbed to the charms of Jean-Charles de Castelbajac's fall collection. The singer wore this dress to the label's spring show — which is like wearing the band t-shirt to the concert. [People]
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#really
Amy Poehler On Will Arnett: "I Can Hit That Whenever I Want"
Here's a love scene we'd like to see: Last night, Amy Poehler told Jay Leno that she'd rather film a sex scene with Will Ferrell than her hubby—because "that's boring"—with William Shatner narrating, and Wil.I.Am on vocals. -
#goodbadugly
Emmy Fashion 2009: The Good
When they were good, they were very, very, very good: More » -
#viewaskew
Amy Holds Back Puke While Hanging With Hillary
Funny lady Amy Poehler appeared on the View this morning to discuss her Emmy nomination, her resemblance to Octomom, and the awesomeness of meeting Hillary Clinton. Her inner thoughts? "Please don't let me barf." -
#comicrelief
Sarah Silverman: "Who Cares If 90-Year-Old Jerry Lewis Thinks Women Aren't Funny?"
In the video at the link, Emmy nominees Toni Collette, Amy Poehler, Sarah Silverman, Jon Cryer, and Jim Parsons discuss comedy. Silverman says, "Women who get offended when people say that women aren't funny probably aren't funny, you know?" [Newsweek] -
#dollarsandscents
5 Celebrity-Inspired Fragrances We'd Actually Wear
People is currently running a roundup of celebrity fragrance ads, featuring star-scent-stalwarts such as Sarah Jessica Parker, Jennifer Lopez, and Paris Hilton. While those are all well and good, it made me wish certain other celebrities also had signature scents. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Joe Confirms Michael Has Another Son; Is Rachel McAdams' Sister Having Jude Law's Baby?
- Joe Jackson says the rumors that Michael Jackson has a secret son, 25-year-old Omer Bhatti (not pictured!), are true. "I knew he had another son, yes I did," said Joe.
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Amy Poehler Gushes About Historic Meeting With Barack Obama
On Friday night, a giddy Amy Poehler told David Letterman about trying, and failing, to act cool around the President at the WHCD. But everything changed the next day when Obama bestowed upon her his greatest honor: the Presidential fist-bump. More » -
#girltalk
Funny Ladies Crack Each Other Up
The Hollywood Reporter held an Emmy roundtable with nominees Amy Poehler, Sarah Silverman, Christina Applegate, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Mary-Louise Parker and Jane Krakowski. In the clip at left, they discuss The West Wing, Matt Damon, and fans asking for drugs. [Buzzfeed] -
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Sarah Haskins Has Ladyfriends & Movie News
According to Sarah Haskins, we all need friends with whom we can talk about "the products that make life as a woman so special and fantastic!" More » -
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Heidi Does Playboy; Madonna Gets Mercy
- Just what you always wanted: Heidi Montag has posed for the September issue of Playboy:
