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more about #americasnexttopmodel more comments → KittyKittyCat: Dear Martha Stewart, I love and adore you. Will you adopt me so I can one day only bake with eggs I gathered with my own hands? Please? Love, KKC P... more » Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: Cynthia McFadden, you mean, mean girl! (And I'm kind of proud of Rachel Ray for not rising to the bait here, too! ha) more » Scout: oh. my. i've had all my electronics (and other stuff) plus my dog stolen from an "ex". ugh. bad trigger video. runs away more » Cunning_Linguist: Listen Insider, I'm more surprised when Spencer Pratt: 1. Spells things correctly, and 2. Says decent, sensible things. Let me know when those things ... more » midwesternmom: I had to click on the underwear clip, out of terror that it was another Palin clip. more » lisas: Now Martha, THAT is some criticism of Palin I can get behind. "I wouldn't watch if you paid me" more » Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux: In the Martha Stewart clip they showed a bookstore shelf and "Going Rogue" was next to a George Carlin book. I am sputtering 7 dirty words in protest. more » JessickerFletcher: Oh my god Martha. Just when I thought I couldn't love you anymore you go ahead and call Sarah Palin out. You + Me + Eternity. Oh, and Ms. Nightline l... more » bluewine: I actually saw #6 when it was on the other night, and I think "But I'm still gonna keep you number one on my MySpace" has to be one of the all-time mo... more » croush1211: Clip 1 actually resulted in me having more respect for Rachael Ray, and now I have a new "journalist" to add to my list of undesirables. Clip 2 reinfo... more » Alohamaid: God I love me some Martha, I want to eat salad with her and punch w/ a "splash" of gin on her estate and talk about bishes we hate. Except she'd neve... more » nearsighted: Both of the "n" steps of the DENNIS system had me laughing out loud like I haven't laughed in ages. more » prettycool: Question: Did the drunk men have to all be shirtless? Is this now a MTV requirement? Also, It's Always Sunny was kick-ass last night as was the Chris... more » FrannyR: The Annoying Drunk: everybody knows one. more » Tippi Hedren: Can't wait to watch last night's episode of Always Sunny. The rest of this stuff? It's probably okay that I missed it. more » -
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10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Martha Stewart's hatred of Sarah Palin, Spencer Pratt's spelling errors, and drunk idiots on MTV. More » -
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ANTM Finale: And The Winner Is…
On last night's finale of Cycle 13, Laura and Nicole "stomped to the death" in a fashion show to battle it out for the coveted title of America's Next Top Model (and then struggle to find work later). More » -
#dirtbag
Victoria Beckham Visits Underprivileged Kids; Oprah Gets Her Facts Wrong
- Victoria Beckham put away her Hermes bags and Louboutins and wore shredded jeans and combat boots as she joined son Brooklyn and spent 2 days with impoverished children in Kentucky.
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ANTM: Hula Hip-Hop?
Last night, after a rather embarrassing "teach" on "hula hip-hop," the finalists were informed that two girls would be eliminated at judging, meaning that we already know our two finalists, and there's only one more episode left in this cycle. More » -
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ANTM: The Importance Of Barbie Toe
On last night's episode, Victoria's Secret Angel Marisa Miller taught the girls "Barbie toe," which is basically just wearing invisible high heels all the time. Sometimes it seems like the mentors on this show get "short" confused with "child." More » -
#deathinfashion
The Problem With Fashion's Obsession With Death
Why, in so many fashion photographs, do the models look dead? It's a theme that's persisted in magazines as long as I can remember. These ads for the New Zealand boutique Superette are only the tip of the violence-glamorizing iceberg.
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ANTM: Biracial Is The New Black (Face)
Last night, the girls packed their bags and went to Hawai'i, where their skin was darkened for a "biracial people" shoot. To get them into character, Tyra offered inspiration: "Think about the people in Egypt and what they've been through!" More » -
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ANTM Models In Oh-So-Trendy Blackface Shoot
In a super-spoiler, ET posted pictures of the remaining America's Next Top Model contestants from a photoshoot in Maui. The concept of the shoot involves making the ladies look biracial. Meaning: some of the models are in blackface.
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ANTM: Making Aspiring Models Think On Their Feet
On last night's episode of America's Next Top Model, the formula to the success of the entire series was spelled out for viewers: making aspiring models think on their feet. Hilarity always ensues. Gifs galore after the jump! More » -
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ANTM: "My Absolutely Favorite"
On last night's episode, Tyra stretched the definition of "supermodel" by introducing Jessica White as such. Jessica's credentials include spreads—not covers—in three different magazines. She seemed drunk with panel power as she told the contestants what to do. More » -
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ANTM: Everybody Must Feel Stoned
Last night, Nicole was freaking out because Nigel told her that she talked like a "stoner." She slowly said, "I need to…figure that out." (Such a stoner response!) But the inanity of Tyra and co. makes everyone's minds feel altered. More » -
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ANTM: Nouns Are Better Than Verbs, And Other Modeling Lessons From Tyra
On last night's episode, Tyra shot the girls' photos and used the time to give them some modeling advice, like, "If your eyes get tired, close them. And only open them when you're ready." Tyra gifs after the jump! More » -
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ANTM: Hey Short Girls, Be Taller
What is the point of having "petite" models if their entire purpose in modeling is to appear taller? On last night's episode, the girls were cut down to size over their lack of height. -
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Former Top Model In Wheat Thins Commercial
Remember Ann from Cycle 3? (She was the gorgeous one who took terrible pictures and had an obsession with Eva.) It looks like she's living the dream, and has landed herself a Wheat Thins commercial. -
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ANTM Recap: Tyra, Stop Trying To Make "Smize" Happen
On last night's episode, Tyra was more cartoonish than ever when she dressed up in a superhero costume (with a silver lamĂ© cape) as Super Smize, to teach the girls the art of smiling with their eyes. More » -
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ANTM Recap Part 2: Frowning With Your Eyebrows
Makeovers already? On last night's premiere, the 14 finalists got their "Tyovers" right away, which disappointingly included very few weaves. Instead, invisible eyebrows are the theme this cycle. Maybe not having them makes the girls look taller? More » -
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ANTM Recap, Part 1: Measuring Up
On last night's premiere of Cycle 13, Tyra revealed her mission to change not only the modeling industry, but the world, by casting shorter women for her reality show. More buffoonery after the jump. More » -
#ragtrade
Fashion's Bloody Furry Night Out; Rodarte For Target Leaks To EBay
- PETA will protest Anna Wintour, Michael Bloomberg, and the cast of Hair as they kick off Fashion's Night Out in Queens. [PETA]
- Betsey Johnson will spend tonight driving between her stores in a pink convertible, holding up big signs. [WWD]
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Naomi Campbell Speaks Out (For A Change)
- Naomi Campbell: "Unfortunately, we are the same as before...People, in the panic of the recession, don't dare to put a girl of colour in their campaign, full stop. Nor of any other race. It's a shame. It's very sad." [Telegraph]
