Brace Yourself For Tom DeLay's Spray-Tanned Six Pack

Miley Lands Sex And The City; Kardashian Wedding Was A "Circus"

• Miley Cyrus will indeed be in Sex And The City 2:

Courtney Love's Toilet Trouble; Backstage Emmy Drama

• Courtney Love "went nuts" when a guest at a party opened an unlocked bathroom and saw her on the toilet with her skirt around her ankles.

Sandra Saves Ryan's Marriage, Lady Gaga Finds Happiness, And Paula Abdul Wants To "Destroy" American Idol

• Sandra Bullock is allegedly helping Ryan Reynolds get through a rough patch in his marriage to Scarlett Johansson. Hopefully her advice doesn't include "watch All About Steve together." [ShowbizSpy]

Chris Brown Does Remember Assaulting Rihanna, He Just Won't Talk About It

• In the teaser footage from Larry King Live, it seemed like Chris Brown didn't remember assaulting Rihanna. But Chris has released a statement which reads:

Gerard & Jen Get "Married"; Lindsay's "Incriminating" Videos Stolen?

• Gerard Butler had to shoot a wedding photograph with Jennifer Aniston as a prop for their characters in The Bounty. Gerard says:

Heidi & Spencer A "Nightmare"; Courtney Caught In Bed With What?

• Surprise, surprise: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are a "complete nightmare" for the people working on the Miss Universe pageant in the Bahamas, where Heidi is supposed to perform on Sunday night. An insider says:

Oprah's Smitten With Jay-Z; Jon Gosselin's Selling Pix For Cash

• Oprah's been gushing about meeting Shawn Carter:

Colin Caught In Back Seat With Fan; Robin Wright: "I Don't Want" Sean Penn

• While filming a movie in London, a female fan snuck past security guards and climbed into the back seat of a car with Colin Farrell. A source says, "Colin went crazy and started screaming like someone had shot him..."

Lily Cries On Stage; Brad Joins Sherlock Cast

• Lily Allen was performing in Helsinki, Finland when she burst into tears. Before the show, she Tweeted:

Police Break Up Jon And Kate's Fight; Chris Leaks Song About Rihanna

• Last night Jon and Kate Gosselin got into a screaming match after Kate showed up unannounced at their Pennsylvania home and Jon wouldn't let her in. It seems Kate was upset that Jon's rumored fling Stephanie Santoro was babysitting.

Victoria Beckham "Icy, Wooden" On Idol; Ashton Loves Demi Like Hamburger

• Victoria Beckham had her first day on the set of American Idol on Friday and a source says: "It didn't go well." Why ever not?

Russell Brand Gets Dunked; Jennifer Aniston's Dog Will Judge Us All

• Russell Brand was shoved into a fountain by an onlooker as he filmed his latest movie in London: "The bloke used a bit of force," says a source, "Brand was completely underwater. I expect he will have some bruises." [TheSun]

Rihanna Back In Spotlight; Brat Packers Remember John Hughes

• Rihanna will appear on the September 14 launch of The Jay Leno Show — her first performance since being assaulted by Chris Brown in February. But she won't be alone:

Oprah Sued For A Trillion; Posh Headed To Idol

• Oprah is being sued for $1 trillion. That is one trillion dollars. Here's the deal:

Paula Abdul Kisses Idol Goodbye; Penelope Cruz Pregnant

• Paula Abdul will not return to American Idol. This announcement comes via her Twitter. She wrote:

Brad's Feeling Old; Jen's Feeling Fine

• Is Brad Pitt done with showbiz? It almost seems like he's dropping hints:

Jen Aniston's Cougar Flick; Assault Report Filed Against Mel Gibson

• Seriously, Jennifer Aniston, what the hell are you doing? First you signed on for desperado babyfever flick The Baster, now you're doing a movie called Pumas. That's right: PUMAS. The plot:

LC's Screen Dreams; Jon Gosselin's Solo Show?

• Have mercy. Will Lauren Conrad's L.A. Candy be turned into a film? That would mean a movie based on a book based on reality show based on someone's life. LC says: