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more about #americanapparel hydrogen_jukebox: Wow. Lens flare FTW. more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): "It features lots of big pearls on rods." Pearls...necklaces...rods... That just writes its own joke. more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Why would it seem so nuts that there's a fragrance put out by something Falic Group? After all, perfume is a luxury that is used foreskin. P.S. I he... more » cinematheques: Has anyone seen P. Diddy's I AM KING commercial? Its an instant classic. more » Tippi Hedren: It sounds like Kate Moss is raising her daughter to be a real pain in the ass. more » la.donna.pietra: Eva, my mom (and most other perfume allergy sufferers) wants you to know that you are part of the problem, not part of the solution. Also, what's up ... more » Tippi Hedren: Is that company really called The Falic Group? You can't make this stuff up... more » sableized (sister europe): Up yours, Dov. [www.core77.com] #americanapparel #tips more » nyc-caribbean-ragazza: I like the Madonna ads. Then again I'm a big de Sica fan. Re: Elin and Puma. Is she an athlete or something. Why would she get an endorsement? more » Highsmith: Saks, you suck! more » bluebears: Big fail for D & G, these ads would have been 100 times better with Dina from Real Housewives of New Jersey. more » bluebears: Tom Brady: Dickhead. more » slowpoke.r: The photo above confirms what the last few photos I've seen of Madonna have suggested: she suddenly looks like Kate Winslet. Anyone else seeing it? O... more » MelPDX: Given the tales I've heard about Mr. Charney, I'm pleasantly surprised this is the only hair-related grooming tips he's given his staff. I'm just say... more » WizardDentist: Ugh. Now I need to budget for some Browtisse. more » Sadako: So what do you do if you just have sparse brows either from over tweezing or from genes? Think real hard and grow? Invest in brow merkins? more » nourbatta: Isn't it pretty hypocritical for this guy to be giving tips on facial hair? I mean, exhibit "a," people: more » piratabeata: My most recent stint in retail was in an office supply store. They had a photo spread posted in the back of "do's" and "don'ts" of how to wear your un... more » WaltzingMatilda: So now, I have the eyebrows, but I still won't squeeze my ass into those ridiculous leggings. more » BlondeGoddess: Is Dov Charney Michael K? more » -
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Eva Longoria Wants You To Buy The Perfume She's Allergic To; Anna Sui For ANTM
- Eva Longoria's perfume ad is a total Photoshop of Horrors. "I have always been somewhat allergic to all perfumes," admitted the actress. The scent was produced with the Falic Group, the company that recently shuttered Christian Lacroix. Priorities. [WWD]
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Madonna Fronts For D&G; Grace Coddington Discusses Lady Gaga's Pubic Hair
- Madonna goes all Italian neorealist for spring's Dolce & Gabbana campaign. You'd almost swear these images were by Vittorio de Sica, not Steven Klein. The advertising shots ran as editorial content "previewed" in Italian Vanity Fair. [Swide]
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American Apparel CEO: Brooke Shields' Eyebrows A Definite "Yes"
A female tipster and American Apparel employee writes to us today, claiming that pervy company head Dov Charney is not only a fascist, he's the worst kind of fascist. An eyebrow fascist!
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No Blake For Beckham; Supermodel Puts Photos On Display
- Victoria Beckham's team always denies the best rumors. Blake Lively, apparently, will not be the face of her next campaign for the dress line. [UK Vogue]
- Helena Christensen's photographs of climate change in Peru are being exhibited in London. [BBC]
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American Apparel For Sesame Street: The Goods Have Arrived
American Apparel announced earlier it was planning a line of Sesame Street clothing (not that the company was completely honest about the deal's origins). Well, the t-shirts, bearing four different designs, are now on sale. [American Apparel] -
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Sesame Street Disavows American Apparel "Collaboration"
When American Apparel announced it was doing a Sesame Street t-shirt line, the porntastic company told a story about how the program approached them, begging for its beloved characters to get screen-printed onto Disco Shorts, or whatever. That wasn't true. More » -
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Lagerfeld Slams Big Women; Louboutin Slams Barbie's Ankles
- "No one wants to see curvy women," says Karl Lagerfeld, who has struggled with his weight. "You've got fat mothers with their bags of chips sitting in front of the television and saying that thin models are ugly." [News.com.au]
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American Appalling: Dov Charney's Muppet Love
Red wine and milk. Heidi and Spencer. Warhol and Wyeth. Some pairings just make you go ick. Now added to that list: American Apparel and Sesame Street.
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Jewel Thief Model Re-Launches Line; Yoko Ono At Fashion Week
- Erin Wasson is reviving her jewelry collection as a cheaper costume line. Let's hope in addition to ditching the $1000+ price point, Wasson also abandons her unfortunate habit of claiming jewelry designer Bliss Lau's pieces as her own. [Elle UK]
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Scary Loves Posh's Clothes; Jennifer Connelly Models Anti-Gravity Shoes
- Did L.A. boutique Maxfield drop Victoria Beckham's dVb in favor of Holmes & Yang? Posh's people say Maxfield hasn't ordered the line for three seasons, and the decision had nothing to do with Katie Holmes, who is Posh's friend. [P6]
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Heidi Klum Is Out. (Of Her Clothes. On Your Coffee Table.)
- Heidi Klum's new coffee table book, Rankin's Heidilicious , is "very naughty." Who doesn't want nudity with their coffee? Oh, wait, everyone? [ElleUK]
- American Apparel brings its sleaze to England. England doesn't like it. [The Street]
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The EmperorKate Moss Has No Pants- Kate Moss's latest fashion contribution: tights that look like you took a drunken prat fall on a gravel driveway. [The Sun]
- The surprise guest of honor at Macy's Glamorama in Chicago: Miss Piggy. [WWD]
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Usher Sells Scent With Whiff Of Sex; Ashley Olsen To Leave The Row?
- "I've thought about clothing and jewelry lines," says Usher. "But fragrance stays on when everything else comes off." [People]
- Bottom of the barrel? For $8, American Apparel will sell you a bag of fabric scraps. [BF]
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This Does Not Make It Sound Appealing
"It's kind of an American Apparel ad come to life," says a regular at the otherwise amazing-sounding lycra-heavy retro dance-and-aerobics hipster-cardio mini-phenomenon. (Oh, and everyone appears to be legal.) [NYT] -
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American Apparel Will Satisfy All Your Crotch-Covering Needs (But Just Barely)
Were you unclear on American Apparel's marketing strategy even after seeing the company's NSFW topless bowtie ads? Then check out the vagina-centric shots at left from the website, which were found by the ladies on Change.org's Women's Rights Blog. [Change.org] -
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Madonna's Visit To Disaster Victims Brought To You By Dior!
- New lows in celebrity sartorial publicity: Dior would like everyone to know that Madonna was wearing its sunglasses when she visited the victims of her stage collapse in Marseille, which killed two workers and left eight injured. [WWD]
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American Apparel Does What It Does Best — Selling Tat With Tits (NSFW)
American Apparel faces important questions every day. Like, how to stay in business! And how to market an indispensable accessory like a unisex bow tie made from only the finest factory off-cuts. Strangely, the answer always seems to be: Nipples. More » -
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Michelle Obama Loves Fashion Again; Beckham Brings In New Designers For Denim Line
- Michelle Obama may have skipped the CFDAs, but she'll celebrate the National Design Awards at the White House on July 24. The winners, chosen by the Smithsonian and including Francisco Costa, will participate in events around Washington. [WWD]
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Charlie Brown Finds Balance; Controversial Calvin Klein Billboard Replaced
- How cool are these Charlie Brown New Balance sneakers? Cool enough that we wish they weren't just for kids. [WWD]
- A London artist has created Kate Moss and Agyness Deyn paper dolls which look frighteningly like the real thing. [Pipeline.Refinery29]
