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more about #amandaseyfried more comments → marshmallory: Flipping from #3 to #4: Wow, what a difference posture makes. more » BetteD: #14 is convent ready? I wasn't aware that nuns wore see-through habits these days! Shenae Grimes needs to stop shopping at Bebe. She's a very beaut... more » la.donna.pietra: Dear Universe, In my next life, I want to be Gabrielle Union. I'll earn it in my next next life by curing cancer or solving the Middle East situatio... more » TheUptightMidwesterner: Levi looks odd because he is not practiced in the art of red carpet posturing. Hell, even Brad Pitt admits he can't help but clench his butt cheeks s... more » JLady: Is it convent-ready if you can see nipples, though? more » vamvaki_poulaki: WHOOAA Shenae Grimes! I did not recognize her with all that makeup. Also the stitching on her dress looks like it was done by a sophomore fiber student. more » viklane: This is not meant to be bodysnark, but I often feel like I'm looking at the Emperor's New Clothes when people talk about how gorgeous January Jones is... more » Meglantine: "Jennifer Carpenter. Strapless. What more is there to say?" BUBBLE HEM. more » katie.scarlett.o'hara: Amanda Seyfried has such pretty hair. And her boobs can tell when it's raining. It's like she has ESPN or something. more » Miss Fanshawe, Explorer: Levi looks like the Will, the teacher from Glee. Except in awkward pants. more » Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd): Drunkface McCord is living up to her Fug Girls nickname. It's nice to know that some things in the world never change. more » Snowbunny: Rose McGowan's dress is so tiny my own body is crying in fear it will be subjected to something tight and short today. And I love the fact that I loo... more » Tchotchke: Aw, Levi's looking cute here. AnnaLynne McCord annoys the hell out of me for no reason. Maybe because she always makes a bitchy face on the red carpe... more » msAnthrope: the camera angle doesn't seem that flattering for many of these shots. it looks like the camera is a bit above and too close~~ it makes the lower half... more » JessickerFletcher: Amanda Seyfried can do no wrong. more » -
#goodbadugly
GQ Man Of The Year: Levi & Sequins & Thighs, Oh My
The 14th annual GQ Men of the Year Party at LA's Chateau Marmont had Levi Johnston. It had Kim Kardashian. It had January Jones and Gabrielle Union and Olivia Wilde and Zoe Saldana. And yes, it was surreal: More » -
#dirtbag
Madonna's Mission In Brazil; Lindsay's Relationship With Heath Ledger
- Madonna is in Brazil, but not to meet Jesus' parents. She says:
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#filmschooled
Jennifer's Body: Less About Empowerment, More About How Vicious Girls Can Be
Friday I went to see Jennifer's Body. I did not, as Alexandra Gutierrez of The American Prospect did, think it was "the least empowering slasher flick currently on screen."
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#criticalmass
Critics Have Violently Different Views Of Jennifer's Body
Reviewers are divided on whether Jennifer's Body is a clever satire of friendships between teen girls or like a "thing a cat might bury in a litter box and still keep building the covering because the stench can't be smothered." More » -
#thisisnotanad
6 Reasons To Love Jennifer's Body
You'll be shocked by how empowered you feel when you walk out of the world's first horror movie about a toxic best friend. Six reasons why the Diablo Cody-penned Megan Fox vehicle is much better than it had to be. More » -
#coverlies
Allure: Mom's Nagging, Now Available In Convenient Magazine Format
Do you feel like your mother just doesn't critique your appearance enough? The September issue of Allure provides a rundown of her classic beauty nags so you can enrage yourself between her visits and phone calls.
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#dirtbagafterdark
Michael Jackson's Death Ruled A Homicide; John Krasinski & Emily Blunt Engaged
- The L.A. County Coroner has ruled that Michael Jackson's death was a homicide caused by a mixture of the anesthetic propofol and the anti-anxiety drug lorazepam, but MJ had many other drugs running through his system when he died.
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#filmschooled
New Jennifer's Body Promo Gives Almost Everything Away
Seriously, it's the entire plot condensed into a minute and 32 seconds. But you'll want to watch anyway, to hear Megan Fox say, "They're agents of Satan with really awesome haircuts." [ONTD] -
#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay Calls Cops Over Missing Phone; Kate Gosselin's Sleepover With The Bodyguard
- Lindsay Lohan left her phone in a New York deli. When she came back to retrieve it an employee wanted to check the security tape to make sure it was hers, which made Linds freak out and call the cops.
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#dirtbag
Lily Cries On Stage; Brad Joins Sherlock Cast
- Lily Allen was performing in Helsinki, Finland when she burst into tears. Before the show, she Tweeted:
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#maghag
September Glossies: Same Sh*t, Different Year
The September issues are typically the biggest for the fashion and ladymags, and this year, expect some familiar, safe faces on the covers: More » -
#dirtbag
Kristin Makes Bank; Brit Wants To Meet Queen; Susan Boyle Leaves Clinic
- You may want to just give up on life: Kristin Cavallari is getting $63,000 per episode to "play" a "villain" on The Hills. [PopCrunch]
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#dirtbag
Rihanna's Good News/Bad News
- Rihanna's maybe moving on! But: She was seen getting cozy with Wilmer Valderrama. Isn't that dude bad news bears? He's been linked to Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Ashlee Simpson, Mandy Moore… [Mirror]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Elizabeth Taylor Reaches Across The Aisle; Holly Madison Dances With The Stars
- Elizabeth Taylor, who is Jewish, donated $100,000 to the Alliance for Christian Education. She says she gave to the charity "because our new president challenged us to break down barriers that divide us." [AP]
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#snapjudgmentoscars
Amanda Seyfried: All Wrapped Up
[Los Angeles, CA. February 22. Image via Getty.]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Tracy Morgan's Fishy Apartment Fire; OctoMom's House May Be Foreclosed On
- Tracy Morgan's apartment caught fire this morning when a light bulb attached to one of Tracy's fish tanks burst. Tracy, his neighbor Sherri Shepherd, and all of the fish, were uninjured.
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#dirtbag
Mickey Rourke's Dog Goes To Heaven
- Sad face: Mickey Rourke's 18-year-old chihuahua, Loki, has died. Rourke called Loki "the love of his life." And famously thanked his all his dogs in his Golden Globes speech. RIP little dude! [E!, TMZ]
