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more about #amandabynes more comments → BitingThrough: My wife showed me that article, but I had to tell her, "not now, 'batin!" more » deuteragonist: I'm about 97% sure that if I tried that belt move, I would hit one of us in the face with it and/or fall over. Also am 100% sure my boyfriend would la... more » a.r.van.sant: One Way to Scare Your Lover - The Amanda Bynes Cover Shot for Cosmo more » roxythekiller: George Lucas called about the cover. He wants his special effects team back. more » AfroJezeBella: What's the article on "Bitch-Slap His Mom" about? more » sequined: Right hand privilege, Jezeditors! What if you man's LEFT HAND is the problem? more » Kayleigh R. Carter: How do you snap a belt sexily? I have tried. It flops around uselessly, flaccid and completely unsexy. Also no I will not grab his belt buckle like t... more » minniebaninnie: I feel like the proportion of Amanda Bynes' film/television work to the number of Amanda Bynes Cosmo covers is severely off. more » RollRoll: I saw the headline 100% HOTTER SEX and all I could think of was "well, there's a really easy way to do that" *blowtorch* more » ladyfalcon is skin deep: My boyfriend and I both have solo sex lives in addition to the (very happy) one we share. It has absolutely never impacted our sex together negatively... more » Gnatalby: I'll be lining my vagina with a female condom made of sandpaper in order to give him the friction he needs. Thanks Cosmo! more » i.m.: "A man's hand can provide a lot more friction than a vagina." If men's hands were better vaginas than vaginas, then...I mean, please, this is stupid.... more » 18thfloor: The bad economy is leaving a lot of guys without jobs, so they sit at home, bored, and start masturbating more often." I am a woman, I have a job, an... more » hatey: Jason Mojica is actually a prize of a man, Jezebel. I know from experience. more » Bunsen Honeydew: It's like Amanda Bynes is a paper doll, and they just attached a new and different hair style to her. From a different paper doll, with different colo... more » -
#coverlies
Cosmo's 50 Ways To Scare Your Lover
If your boyfriend or husband has been laid off recently, beware: All that free time has turned him into a chronic masturbator, and he's singlehandedly (heh) ruining your sex life. Cosmo recommends you crack the whip — literally.
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#dirtbag
Courtney Love's Toilet Trouble; Backstage Emmy Drama
- Courtney Love "went nuts" when a guest at a party opened an unlocked bathroom and saw her on the toilet with her skirt around her ankles.
- Courtney Love "went nuts" when a guest at a party opened an unlocked bathroom and saw her on the toilet with her skirt around her ankles.
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#ragtrade
Emma Conjures Clothes, Versace Tweets, Jackass Kickboxes
- "It has been the most incredible gap-year project," says Emma Watson on her new ethical fashion line. What happened to Habitat for Humanity? [WWD]
- "It has been the most incredible gap-year project," says Emma Watson on her new ethical fashion line. What happened to Habitat for Humanity? [WWD]
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#dirtbag
Rihanna's Good News/Bad News
- Rihanna's maybe moving on! But: She was seen getting cozy with Wilmer Valderrama. Isn't that dude bad news bears? He's been linked to Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Ashlee Simpson, Mandy Moore… [Mirror]
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#loldogs
Celebs And Their Dogs, LOL Style
We found a 2009 promotional calendar featuring celebrities and their dogs. The dogs spoke to us. More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
Oprah and Obama: Not Solid As Barack?
- Is Oprah not putting her money where her mouth is? She's hosting an inaugural luncheon next week but apparently she hasn't contributed anything to Obama’s Inaugural Committee and gave $2,300 in the primaries. [Fox News]
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#dirtbagafterdark
The Speidi Marriage: Reality TV Trickery At Its Finest
More evidence of Speidi nuptial fakery comes to light! And for some baffling reason, the AP is reporting on it as if it were actual news. -
