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more about #alyssamilano The HZA.: That's racially questionable. more » foodandshoes: Less blackface than parodying those horrible orange tans. Heck, I'm black and used self-tanner once and turned a horrible shade. The video would have ... more » EKane: I think the creators stepped over the fine line between parodying over tanned, orange skin and brown face. I t probably would be equally as unfunny i... more » Alessar: Actually the extremely brown color was transitory; it looks like that's the color of the fake tanner itself and once it's removed she's noticeably lig... more » baboonbutt: It would have been more realistically fake had she been sprayed orange rather than brown. more » Jackiewsu: How did they manage to make a Jersey Shore parody unfunny? Now, on a serious note. Can you please issue a site wide moratorium on calling things that ... more » browan04: Isn't there some irony to the fact that the girl from "Who's the Boss?" (a show that was ridden with Italian-American stereotypes) is now attempting t... more » MichelleMyBelle: I think the only "Funny or Die" videos I've ever found funny were the ones with Pearl..I love her. more » AndPreciousLittleofThat: Can I please just take the "or die" part now, or do I have to wait until the "funny" is over? more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: So I guess this was orange face? more » AfroJezeBella: She looks more or less like a ganguro girl in that screen cap. [bougies.files.wordpress.com] more » Snowbunny: Gag. That Speidi poem reads like when I rewrote hunks of "Beowolf" into an ode to my "tenacious terrier" puppy in 11th grade. Poetry is for poets, H... more » AfroJezeBella: WTF @ P. Diddy? Why does that sound like attempted rape? more » la.donna.pietra: Hmm. Sinead is making sense again. more » Scoithniamh: I apologize if this seems naive, but the last time I heard "guido" outside of Jersey Shore, someone was proudly declaring themselves thus. Therefore,... more » Lolita Hazed: "I never really thought of Susie Salmon as someone who was dead... Although her body is dead, her soul is still there. That's what makes Susie who she... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I'm 22 to 29 and I think "Guido" is an offensive term. more » frozengrapes: If possible (as in, if I had a vagina...) I would probably try to get preggers with Tiger Woods' baby, too. That would set you for life... more » RenoMartini: My six year old recently penned a poem for homework, and it went like this: My cat is fat My cat is big My cat is not a pig! It makes more sense, an... more » Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: I'm surprised that Church scandal is buried in Dirt Bag. I'm with Sinead all the way. Nothing against Catholic layfolks, but the church is a child r... more » -
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Alyssa Milano's Jersey Shore Evolution
Alyssa Milano—who has spoken out against MTV's Jersey Shore—has teamed up with Funny or Die to create her "evolution" into a "guidette." (But it actually looks a lot more like blackface.) Video below. [Funny or Die] More » -
#dirtbagafterdark
The View Apologizes To Tiger's Lover; Ashlee Cast In Nicole's Sitcom
- Earlier this week on The View, Joy Behar joked about Tiger Woods' mistress Rachel Uchitel: "Yeah, you-ka-tell she's a hooker." Uchitel didn't find it so funny, and her lawyer threatened to sue the show.
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#goodbadugly
'Tis The Season: Mayhem, Models At The Unicef Ball
The Unicef Ball, at the Beverly Wilshire, was a Big Deal. Cindy Crawford went all Barbie, Alyssa Milano went festive, and Joan Collins...well, you're just going to have to see her footwear for yourselves. More » -
#tweetbeat
Bethenny Frankel Officially Announces Pregnancy On Twitter
Today in Tweet Beat, Bethenny admits she's pregnant after initially denying it, Shaquille O'Neal loves Oprah, and Chris Brown confesses that he's not capable of living up to people's expectations of him. More » -
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Celebs Tweet About "Balloon Boy"
Today in Tweet Beat, celebs like Pete Wentz, Alyssa Milano, and Simon Pegg tweet about the "balloon boy," Travis Barker is having his tattoo of Shanna Moakler's name covered up, and Paula Abdul is confused. More » -
#dirtbag
Alyssa Milano Marries, Madonna Turns 51, And Sting's Daughter Clears Up Those Rumors About Her Dad
- Breaking the hearts of every boy I went to elementary, middle, and high school with, Alyssa Milano married her boyfriend of three years, David Bugliari, in New Jersey yesterday. Bugliari's good friend, Bradley Cooper was in attendance. [People]
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#dirtbag
Brad's Feeling Old; Jen's Feeling Fine
- Is Brad Pitt done with showbiz? It almost seems like he's dropping hints:
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#dirtbag
Britney's Going Through The Motions; GaGa Wants Foursome With Jonas Bros.
- Is Britney being forced to tour? An insider says she's emotionally fragile, but her father insists the show must go on. The source claims:
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Miley To Dump Her Dude; Spencer Pratt Calls Twitter "Gift From God"
- Miley Cyrus wants to dump her boyfriend Justin Gaston, but her father doesn't approve:
