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more about #alilohan femme-bot: Something has to pay for Dina's tans, acrylics, and hair extensions. more » o-line: Is it just me, or do the shoes in 6 look like a nifty cake covered in fondant? If so, that might be worth $150. more » JohanPaladin: Is it just me or did this website crash? LohanHouse.com is DOWN!!!! more » BeckyIva: Well, you know what they say. The path to Grey Gardens is paved with good intentions. more » sympathyforthebasementcat: How much are they selling this authentic family portrait for? more » hortense: The site is still down--I wonder if it's broken, overloaded, or if they pulled it already. more » SevenNationArmy: Maybe I'm just weird but I could never buy used shoes. Ugh, its just so...icky like buying used underwear. more » ahpooks: Damn, if only Ali's name were Allison, I could have my very own pair of personalized pre-owned Nike sneaks. Also, they aren't even playing like this ... more » emfish55: People love a deal, especially if it comes with free schadenfreude. During the middle of the financial crisis, a friend of mine tipped me off to the ... more » Penny: "This jacket will impress anyone you wish to have an impact on." Good. God. more » IndignationCoordinator: Those boots are just the ticket to complete my sexy fly fisherman ensemble for next Halloween. Thanks Lohans! more » Penny: Ooooooh collectables! more » hortense: Oh, dear. This is somewhat tragic. more » boxspelunker: Why is there a child dressed up in what appears to be a war bonnet? more » Ailatan: Reg. "suprize" maybe they are into quaint spelling? Who am I kidding? They can't spell. more » sybann: Did Courtney home school The Bean? more » pmarble: godDAMNit. It's YOU'RE. I couldn't get past the first damn word of Frances Bean's "open letter" and won't read any more. Sorry, but the use of your... more » raphaela: Dear Frances, I wish I had a famous parent or sibling whose coattails I could ride into D-list celebrity of my own. As you get older, dear, you will ... more » Thus Spake KATE!: i kind of think francis bean is same shit, different package. being angsty is a right of passage in american adolescence, its true, but she is just as... more » Superawesomerad: So is Jesse Eisenberg the new Michael Cera, or just the poor man's Michael Cera? more » -
#stylefile
Shopping With "The Lohan's"
As mentioned in Dirt Bag, the Lohan family is shilling shit on a site called LohanHouse.com. Slogan: "Real People Live Here." Real, misguided people! More » -
#dirtbag
Frances Cobain Lashes Out At Ali Lohan; Brad & Jen's "Secret" Meeting
- Frances Bean Cobain has written an open letter to Ali Lohan. Would you like to know what it says? Here goes — and consider it to be [sic]-filled:
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#dirtbag
Lindsay Flips At Fashion Event; Kanye Taking Time Off?
- Lindsay Lohan thew a fit at the G-Star runway show:
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#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Jon Has Coke-Fueled Threesome; Lindsay Takes Lil' Sis Bar-Hopping
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we learn all kinds of valuable information. For instance: How Jon Gosselin talks ladies into having condom-less sex! Which ab exercises Nadya "Octomom" Suleman likes! Which bars let in 15-year-old Ali Lohan!
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#dirtbag
Lindsay Takes Ali Bar-Hopping; Megan Fox Wants To Shoot Her Boyfriend
- More on this in Midweek Madness, but Lindsay Lohan hit up L.A.'s Crown Bar earlier this month — and took 15-year-old sister Ali with her. A source says:
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#dirtbag
Mischa Barton On Drugs; Prince Flying High
- According to this report, Mischa Barton was taken from her home last week because she was so high on coke friends were afraid she was going to kill herself. [NY Post]
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#snapjudgment
"Are There Photographers?" "Yeah, Come On Out"
[LAX, May 13. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
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#dirtbag
Tyra Dumps Paulina; Brad Drunk Dials Jen
- Oh, snap: Paulina Porizkova has been given the pink slip by Tyra and America's Next Top Model! The '80s supermodel told Craig Ferguson on the Late, Late Show:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Mel's Mistress Is Reportedly Pregnant; Winslet Sues Paper For Libel
- The National Enquirer claims that Mel Gibson sat his kids down and informed them that his Russian girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, is pregnant with his child, and they aren't too happy about it.
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#dirtbag
Kiefer Surrenders To Cops; Paula Claims She's Never Been Drunk
- Kiefer Sutherland surrendered to police yesterday for headbutting designer Jack McCollough. He was arrested and charged with a third-degree assault charge. He was photographed and fingerprinted. Then he left. [People]
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#dirtbag
Miley To Dump Her Dude; Spencer Pratt Calls Twitter "Gift From God"
- Miley Cyrus wants to dump her boyfriend Justin Gaston, but her father doesn't approve:
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#clips
Morning TV Makes Anderson Cooper Hit Desk
While filling in for Regis this morning on Live With Regis and Kelly, Anderson Cooper took a few shots at co-host Kelly Ripa and nearly walked into yet another celebrity feud. More »
