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more about #aliens more comments → BlondeGoddess: I just read the 'How To Take A Shower' post. I don't know how I could have missed that one, but I'm glad to have it in my life at last. more » Rare Affinity: Based on the taglines alone, would anyone other than a Kirsten Dunst fan be inspired to buy the magazine? Any magazine promising EASY tips to weight-l... more » futuremouse: Perfect! My alien invasion attempts are always foiled by sub-par concealer and oddly colored cleavage. Well, that and Will Smith. Damn you Will Smith. more » CurtCole: They're already better at this than us. more » badmutha: "Stuff that will stain your towels" may be perfect for the natural stuff, but "Things that you can use instead of finger nail polish remover" go under... more » LaFemme: Oh man. I got this last week and cringed reading Dunst's, "there are so many shitty little towns in the middle of the country" quote and was surprised... more » BetteD: Tom Cruise, consider your stocking stuffed! And no, that is not a metaphor. Stop sulking. more » MsFeasance: Ironically, not even close to being the weirdest birth on V. #vtheseries more » GitEmSteveDave_IsNotLarryGaga: If you are going to give birth to a lizard baby, you can't do better than to have the Beastmaster there. Quickly Kodo, fetch newspaper. Podo, get so... more » NoInheritance: Considering the size of that egg, that seemed like a remarkably painless birth. Where's the sweat?! Where are the motherfucking expletives?! #vthese... more » BabyJane: If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: Nothing good can come from having Freddy Krueger in the delivery room. #vtheseries more » marciax3: The Freddy Krueger says puts motor oil on the baby, "It keeps his scales soft." Damn, I loved me some V. #vtheseries more » bookling: Haha, I was just watching this. "Oh, look, V is on, they're re-making that... maybe I should watch the original... oh god, what... WTF lizard-baby??" ... more » heykoukla: This is the original V, right? I mean, sure, this scene looks creepy and weird out of context, but if you'd seen the original, then...yeah, it really ... more » annebreal: She laid an ostrich-sized egg more peacefully and easily than I've ever laid my Taco Bell No. 2 Meal to its final resting place. more » -
#coverlies
December Allure: For The Martian On Your Holiday Shopping List
If you've got a green-skinned friend with limited understanding of earthling manners, a copy of December's Allure may be just the gift for her.
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#intelligentlife
The Truth Is Out There: British Govt Reveals (Sorta) Top-Secret Alien Files
Newly released Ministry of Defence files reveal that British investigators interviewed a woman about her dog-walking alien encounter. Good to know they were taking it seriously? More » -
#janeausten
Yes, They Did
"Elton John's Rocket Pictures is mounting Pride and Predator, about 18th century English people who find their flirtations and courtships interrupted by an invasion of monsters from outer space." [Ain't It Cool News]
