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more about #aliciasilverstone more comments → Mrs. Stephen Fry: I think Adam Lambert looks like Pink on his album cover. #rosieodonnell more » jigglyball: Finally, I can relate to Lily Allen. I would follow Elton John around in a heartbeat. In my dreams, I am his official Sunglasses Scout, and he calls m... more » BlondeGoddess: The Scientology Church is not anti-gay! Do Tom Cruise and John Travolta know they can throw away their fake beards now? #rosieodonnell more » Dictator for Life: I thought that picture of Angelina was Octomom. That is not her best angle, though it would probably be a great one for Octomom. #rosieodonnell more » jessacecilia: There are lots of people here talking about how awful it would be to see Kate Gosselin working at the hospital. The horror!!!!!! If there's anything K... more » ronniedobbs: Dodai, you are cracking me up with the SATC subtitles and this Malcolm X, Attorney at Law business. #rosieodonnell more » lilbobbytables: The mental image of Michael Caine shouting "Whoops!" makes me giggle uncontrollably. Oh, Mr. Caine, you area a treasure. Never change. Ever. #rosieod... more » that's what she said: "Ryan Seacrest is producing a show called The Bank Of Hollywood, in which contestants pitch money-making ideas to business leaders." So a reality sho... more » funnyface: Someone should really inform the Scientologists that they aren't Jedis. They can't just wave their hands and tell us lies: "This isn't the homophobia ... more » FashionShowAtLunch: I'd make out with Jane Lynch. She could say hilariously cruel things to me. And then sing saccharine folk songs. We could also talk about watching Gh... more » hannahanloveyoulongtime: Lambert is said to have come up with the cover when "One of those Lisa Frank unicorns came to me in a dream. And you can't fight with a unicorn." #ros... more » BlueMorpho: Homebirths in Pennsylanvia will skyrocket. #rosieodonnell more » Grebyn: There already was a Lost Boys sequel, The Lost Boys 2: The Tribe. It wasn't half bad, it was actually pretty good. #rosieodonnell more » Ailatan: "Thank You, Swindon!" Oh Moz! My husband a fellow Swindonian is going to be delighted. I'm so happy he's feeling better. He opened the show with ... more » lemonsquares: for the record, the original version of Shall we Dance (Shall We Dansu?) from Japan is really good. #rosieodonnell more » -
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Rosie & Angie's Dinner Date; Charlize's Nickname
- Did Rosie O'Donnell try to romance Angelina Jolie? She told Howard Stern on his radio show:
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Lady Gaga Is A Gay Activist; Miley Cyrus Is A Bad Tipper
- Lady Gaga, Gay Activist! She "was the highest-wattage celebrity to attend both the Human Rights Campaign dinner Saturday night and the National Equality March on Sunday." Reporter Dan Zak writes:
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#dirtbagafterdark
Michael Jackson's Death Ruled A Homicide; John Krasinski & Emily Blunt Engaged
- The L.A. County Coroner has ruled that Michael Jackson's death was a homicide caused by a mixture of the anesthetic propofol and the anti-anxiety drug lorazepam, but MJ had many other drugs running through his system when he died.
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#dirtbag
Oprah's Smitten With Jay-Z; Jon Gosselin's Selling Pix For Cash
- Oprah's been gushing about meeting Shawn Carter:
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#ragtrade
Alicia Wants You To Buy Her "Stuff"; Marc's Outré New Campaign Raises Eyebrows
- At last, a celebrity with a realistic outlook on her whatever-line: "Unless you need it, it's just stuff," says Alicia Silverstone of her collaboration with Ecotools. [WWD]
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Hailey Glassman Gushes About Jon Gosselin; Kiefer's Cleared Of Headbutting Charges
- Hailey Glassman says her love affair with Jon Gosselin is filled with laughter, home cooked dinners and romantic games of ping pong, but, "If you had told me a few months ago, I wouldn't have believed you."
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#movieminute
"You're Not Going To Spend This Whole Road Trip Freaking Out About Your Mom, Are You?"
What happens when you jam every indie movie cliché into a faux trailer starring Alicia Silverstone and Alanis Morissette? Hilarity. Embed after the jump. [Funny Or Die] More » -
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Jon And Kate Plus 8's Marriage May Be Over, Says Kate
- Kate Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus 8 says she and Jon may be through. "I don't know that we're in the same place anymore, that we want the same thing," she says.
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Jennifer Aniston: Buck Naked & Making Brangelina Jokes
Good morning! Here's today's gossip roundup:
