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more about #algore whynotshesaid: This was so brilliant, you guys. I don't know what I am going to do without my daily dose of Crappy Hour. Where else can I go to hear smart politica... more » hellosunshine: I wholeheartedly second the Bethany Rae Perryman/FSR love - she's a good friend from college, and it should be illegal for one person to be so full of... more » andheartss haz it: Bill Clinton is magic and his magic is real. more » J.D.Regent: PS, I'll admit it. This is the first time in my life I can totally see giving Bill a BJ. What? more » J.D.Regent: I sort of can't believe I am defending the disgusting teabagging birthers, but I'm not sure how legitimate it is to criticize them for being organized... more » dianersb was bit by a zombie: I'm pretty sure that on Friday I'm going to be rending my garments in despair. There might also be piteous crying, and abject begging for Megan not to... more » dianersb was bit by a zombie: Which one of you said yesterday that Bill Clinton had a magic diplomacy wand? Because I think you might be right. more » BillyPilgrimisnotmylover: John Bolton is the worst diplomat ever. He's like an asshole cocktail of Oscar the Grouch, Yosemite Sam, and one of those Yuppie frat boys from the Re... more » hfree: Hey Jason, you can watch movies in Nags Head! I know I saw both Wayne's World and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the theater in Nags Head. . .in the... more » dianersb was bit by a zombie: Did not want to think about Rush Limbaugh being a bottom (or a top for that matter)...DID NOT WANT. more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Excuse me while I go pour bleach in my ears to remove all the mental images regarding Rush's sex life. I prefer to go on thinking of him as an amoeba... more » AmericanSplendor: I would gladly send the Auto Tune the News people to do my diplomacy. They got mad skillz, yo! more » BearDownCBears: Bolton and Kristol should get their war boners together and swordfight. Let off a little steam, y'know? more » SomeAuthorGirl: THIS is now the best thing I have read on the internet in 2009: "That how you secure a legacy, motherfuckers. None of this Cheney-esque sending your d... more » MegiEr: No one on the corner has swagger like Bill. more » Zombie Ms. Skittles: Alright, I totally read The Cheneys are like the Slitheens as The Cheneys are like the Slytherins which just led me to try to figure out what Houses t... more » Susan B.: I know we all know this, but: when we stigmatize "bottoms" it's not just homophobic, it's sexist. more » NefariousNewt: I agree -- it's unfair to treat Sarah Palin like that. After all, Kim Jon Il didn't ask for her, but for somebody with some actual foreign policy expe... more » NefariousNewt: John Bolton is just pissed that since Bush went out of office, no one but Jon Stewart will take him seriously anymore. more » NefariousNewt: Megan, I have so much nerd lust for you, right now. more » -
#crappyhour
Bill Clinton's Swagger Gets Things Done
Bill Clinton may be off to one side watching Al Gore hug the recently-released Laura Ling, but Bill Clinton's swagger has dominated the news, including today's Crappy Hour, co-starring the Huffington Post's Jason Linkins. More » -
#axisof
American Journalists Sentenced To 12 Years Hard Labor
Laura Ling and Euna Lee, the American journalists accused of entering North Korea, have been sentenced to twelve years of "reform through labor" — but many hope they will be released sooner. More » -
#ragtrade
Kim Kardashian: Not Full-Figured; A Little Offended
- Kim Kardashian is ticked Us used a picture of her alongside a story about Forever 21's just-launched plus-size line. "I love my curves, but curvy and plus-sized are two very different things," Kardashian protested. [PerezHilton]
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