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more about #alexmccord Phyllis Nefler: Don't Alex, Simon and their ill-mannered children live in Brooklyn? I suppose it doesn't matter, since they're idiots. more » Scout: wishes Twitter would go away more » Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: Is someone going to tell Lindsay that the new year has yet to start? more » Betty Bea Getty McClanahan: Danny DeVito: EW. more » jemandtheholograms: Adrienne Curry, I'm only surprised because I thought Target was classier than the gifts you'd give. more » annebreal: Could they really not have found a better cover for that Alex/Simon book? It looks like a universally unflattering shot for everyone badly photoshoppe... more » lonewolfer: lusty trollop: You just know Katy Perry is so annoying with the whole British thing, too. I'm sure she's says 'lift' and 'jumpers' and 'rubbish' and tries to act all... more » Thus Spake KATE!: Although I find Katy's food-art amusingly lowbrow (I would do the exact same thing, so I cannot judge), it does remind me of how horrible British food... more » Slim: Season's Skeetings to you also Big Boi. ATLienssss represent! more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I didn't know Katy Perry was 12 years old. You learn something new everyday! more » SheelaNaGig: Danny Devito is Louis DePalma IRL, isn't he? I like phallic breakfast as much as the next woman, but those poached eggs look a little overdone to me.... more » vangie: Paula Abdul, please stop now. Wishing doesn't make it so. Positive thinking won't work miracles. I'm not against positive thinking, just the idea t... more » SUNNY1: Katy Perry needs to stop trying so hard. It's not funny or cool when you have to try, silly. more » sassyredhead: You guys! I didn't know this was a strip club. Have you all been naked this whole time? more » Penny: Good answer, Zee. Thanks Alex, I will run right out and put that on my Amazon Wish List. I don't know who this Kelly person is, but she's clearly an... more » quesavoysavoy: @katyperry: i see what you did there. more » reimoise: Also.... The Shannon twins both had minor surgery?? Hmm. #hughhefnertwitter more » MargaretMoony: I found Maratha's quote disturbing. And Hugh Hefner's. But "bloody little mouths" just freaked me the fuck out. #hughhefnertwitter more » Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: Serena wants to talk to you about God's plan, Britney. Oh, and stuffing balls down the fucking throats of cockeyed officials. #hughhefnertwitter more » Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: I've often wondered what subjects Hugh and these young ladies could possibly have in common. Besides their love for being naked and Hugh's love for l... more » -
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Elle's Joe Zee Gets Racially Profiled At Sur La Table
Today in Tweet Beat, Elle's Creative Director Joe Zee is offered a rice cooker, Real Housewives' Alex McCord has published a book with husband Simon Van Kempen, and Lindsay Lohan doesn't want 2010 to begin with rumors. More » -
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Lindsay Lohan Wants To Work With Lady Gaga
Today in Tweet Beat, Lindsay wouldn't mind Lady Gaga's bear-coattails, Martha Stewart's dogs murdered an opossum, and Hugh Hefner has liked blondes in their 20s since the '30s. More » -
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Princess Grace Awards: Royal Mess, Or Fit For A Queen?
The 2009 Princess Grace Awards Gala at Cipriani 42nd Street was a gala classic: lots of gowns, Moscow-levels of fur, royalty and, of course, stars. As to the clothes? Well, judge for yourselves: More » -
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Celebs Tweet About "Balloon Boy"
Today in Tweet Beat, celebs like Pete Wentz, Alyssa Milano, and Simon Pegg tweet about the "balloon boy," Travis Barker is having his tattoo of Shanna Moakler's name covered up, and Paula Abdul is confused. More » -
