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more about #alexarayjoel Maggita: In honor of FOTC and its sad passing, what are Jezzie favorite songs/videos/moments? This is mine. more » IamnotStarJones: NO TAMEKA? Her life was meant for RHofAtl! Maybe Nene and Kim can do some cross cultural stunt casting on Jersey Shore. It would restore my faith i... more » nyc-caribbean-ragazza: Congrats Kanye! The College Dropout is the only rap/hip-hop CD from this decade that I play all the time. It's brilliant. I miss Lauryn Hill. Wher... more » likepenguins: whitest black boy you've ever met. His teeth are perfect and he's the perfect gentleman. WOW. Please excuse me while I go inform all the black men ... more » Tchotchke: How are Tiger's mistresses affording Gloria Allred as their attorney? She bares the unlikely distinction of being a well-known lawyer outside of the l... more » funzette: What do you call a gaggle of 13 mistresses? A Tiger's Dozen! more » Yahtzii: I don't know why Garrison Keillor gets to be an expert on humor. Having been subjected to both, I can say with complete authority that A Prairie Home ... more » la.donna.pietra: Holly, please meet Shane McGowan. I can assure you that he's white. more » Yahtzii: Now that it's free, Kim's wig is a shoo-in for Bret Michael's new show: Rock of Love: Hairpieces. Can't wait to see it hook up with his bandana in the... more » bluetrain84: Is there something with the name Holly and porn stars/Playboy bunnies? I love that name and always associate it with my childhood babysitter, but rec... more » BinderClip: I know Kanye's a raging narcissist, but that was pretty awesome of him to a) thank all the people who worked on the album and b) give a shout-out to o... more » ElleL: When I think of a Butterscotch Stallion, I think of a man dressed in chartreuse robes, sexing up the local ladies and leaving butterscotch candies on ... more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: I'm concerned-Kanye seems to have adopted the dreaded Sarah Palin Also. NOT TO MENTION THE CONTINUED YELLING, BUT I GUESS I SHOULD BE USED TO THAT BY ... more » 18thfloor: John Mayer was seen talking to Kim Kardashian. She is happy with Reggie Bush, however. Hogwash! No one can elude The Mayer's charms. He's the pied pi... more » madeofawesome: Excuse me, everyone, I'm off to be a high-end escort. more » erinna: Oh, Nene isn't being booted off RHOA, she's leaving voluntarily to star in a new show with me in which we sit around and drink gallons of white wine a... more » ElleL: Honestly, I never saw the big deal with It's On With Alexa Chung, she was a bit too laid back to really captivate the audience. more » CissyPants: Shut up, Holly Samspon. Having straight teeth and being a gentleman does NOT make someone white. What next, he's well spoken? Excuse me. I woke up on... more » GoodBadNotEvil: Yeah, Holly Sampson, Tiger's a true gentleman, cheating on his wife with every vagina he finds. Also: is she implying black men aren't gentlemen and ... more » Ailatan: RIP Flight Of The Conchords. I'm not crying! more » -
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Nene & Kim Off RHOA? No Oscar For Oprah?
- Nene and Kim might get evicted from Real Housewives Of Atlanta?!?! Aren't they the most entertaining ones?
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Amy & Blake Are Back On; Lindsay's Freaking Out In India
- Amy Winehouse divorced Blake Fielder-Civil in July, but it seems they've reunited: She arrived at his London apartment on Sunday and only left this morning at 3 a.m.
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Jess Is "Smitten" With Billy Corgan; Viggo Warns Palin's "Not Going Away"
- A photo has surfaced of Jessica Simpson out with Billy Corgan of the Smashing Pumpkins on Friday night. A source says they're "officially dating... she has fallen hard and is smitten."
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Angelina's "Secret" Family; Woman Rushed To Hospital From Tiger's House
- Angelina Jolie has a "secret family" she's "kept hidden for years."
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Did Lindsay & Jason Segel Hook Up? Is Madonna Adopting Again?
- Wait wait wait wait. Did Lindsay Lohan spend the night at Jason Segel's house?
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Tiger's Alleged Mistress Count Rises To Six, Alexa Ray Joel In Stable Condition
- Oh, dear. Tiger Woods' fourth alleged mistress has been identified as Jamie Jungers, a cocktail waitress and "Trashygirls.com" model from Las Vegas. Jungers' mother, when asked if her daughter had been seeing Woods, answered: "Oh yeah for sure." [E!]
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Alexa Ray Joel Hospitalized After Suspected Suicide Attempt
According to the New York Post, Alexa Ray Joel, daughter of Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley, has been hospitalized after ingesting a large number of pills in what appears to be a suicide attempt. She is "expected to survive." [NYPost] -
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Robert Pattinson Hit By A Car While Running From Fans; Jon And Kate Gosselin Are Divorcing
- Robert Pattinson was grazed by a taxi cab in New York while running across the street to get away from hysterical fans. The cab only hit him in the hip and he was uninjured.
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