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    ms_priestypants: It would be nice to have a Jez story on recovery and the modern girl. It helped me when I was having problems with alcohol to meet other young, intere... more »
    hellosunshine: This is appropriate, seeing as how I'm hungover.* Also, I prefer "drunkedy drunk drunk." *Hardly eating during the day (on accident) plus boxed wine =... more »
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    Aesop's Foibles. YES.: i had quite the drinking problem for a while. I'm definitely on the little side, but at my peak, I was drinking double RBV's all night. My record for ... more »
    dianersb was bit by a zombie: My favorite phrase is that I was _____ to the left of the sober line. Tipsy=slightlydrunk=waaaaay (please pass the water and the aspirin) more »
    tscheese: I also like "getting puzzled" or "turned around." "My BF and I got really puzzled by hella Stellas." "I got turned around on a few too many gimlets." ... more »
    Kali Mama: That reminds me. Happy hour Eurobelles! more »
    Ellabella: "Life's so boring now that I can't stand around judging, feeling superior..." 99% of the addicts I know trade in their addictions for narcotics and bo... more »
    gherkinfiend: @scullymurphy: I must remember that! I hate ruining a day of a holiday being too ill to leave the hotel... If you don't like 'muntered' you could try ... more »
    hollygirl: "Legless" is my favorite. Also, in my homemtown of boston MA you say " Shattid", local pronunciation of "shattered." more »
    AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: Hm, that's why any self-respecting woman gets shitfaced with her equally shitfaceable (?) friends who will laugh with her the next day, not AT her. more »
    Lizawithazee: Forgive me for stating the obvious-- but isn't the reason she doesn't see her friends getting wasted anymore is because she's an old now and the drunk... more »
    BeAgrestic: Does anyone say "three sheets to the wind" anymore? I loved to say that when I was still drinking. more »
    tscheese: Also, for those who don't drink but have had bad experiences with drinkers making snarky/weird/uncomfortable comments: please know I'm one of the drin... more »
    morninggloria: I like to say, I got really _________ at my office Christmas party! Fill in with any of the following:plowedsaturateddestroyedmessyinterestingcrunkali... more »
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    Writer Susan Cheever Wonders Where All The Drunks Went

    Novelist and reformed alcoholic Susan Cheever is sad her friends don't get publicly shitcanned anymore, because now she can't feel superior to them.