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more about #alaska more comments → Ipomoea: Oh, Jesus. THE FLAG PIN. more » Sasquatch: Given her supporters, I guess they're hoping for a lot of audio book sales. more » Lymed: I'm imagining when she was first presented with the title and she had to be couched on the correct pronunciation of rogue. "Rahgooey? That isn't Fre... more » BabyJane: Doe this make me want to vomit? You betcha'! *winks* more » funzette: It looks like a cover from the Left Behind series. The sky is cloudy because the apocalypse is coming. Soon it will be raining gays and Sarah and Kir... more » grace darling: Oh wow, that is some shitty typography right there. Drop shadow, Sarah-Palin-book-designer? Really? And that kerning, REALLY? more » girlfriend 6.0: She's rerolling rogue? She should have gone death knight for the armor. She's gonna need it... /geek more » dirtybee: But....where's Jesus?!?!?! more » colormeroutine: I think we're the ones not understanding her title here- it's not "rouge"- hard g, as in a rebel; it's "rouge"- soft g, from the french, as in blush. ... more » TheUptightMidwesterner: See, this title would be more apropos for someone who..oh I don't know..wasn't a totally narcissistic phony who wears pantyhose with running shorts??? more » Chamalla,barren crone: Somewhere out there is a ghost writer who can no longer look him/herself in the mirror. more » morninggloria: It's too bad Phil Hartman is no longer with us. I would have loved to have heard Troy McClure read the book on tape. Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may ... more » victoriasauce: The perfect gift for my MIL. I'd buy it for her, but it would probably wind up like the time I bought a NASCAR DVD she already had. more » Lorin Taylor: "oh yah, there's russia" more » BearDownCBears: I think it's swell that they printed it on glossy paper so the evangelicals don't get the pages stuck together. more » -
#wildblueponder
First Look At Going Rogue
HarperCollins Publishers has released images of Sarah Palin's memoir. Going Rogue shows Palin, framed against a cloudy sky, staring hard into the future. Judge it for yourself (if you can make it through 400 pages of this) November 17th. [USAToday] -
#crimepunishment
Sherry Johnston To Serve Time For Oxycontin
Sherry Johnston, mother of aspiring model Levi, pled guilty in court on Wednesday to a charge of possession of Oxycontin with intent to deliver. The terms of her plea deal may place her behind bars for five years. [People, AnchorageDailyNews] -
#judgmentday
Sarah Palin Slams Liberal Media (Ashley Judd?) In Farewell Speech
Sarah Palin's official farewell to Alaska yesterday was also her official notice to America that she's not going anywhere anytime soon. Predictably, her address included call-outs of various haters, like the press (and Hollywood starlets!). More » -
#gonefishin
She's Not Crazy, She's Alaskan: Why It's Hard (And Easy) To Criticize Sarah Palin
While this week's Time basically fawns all over Sarah Palin, others in the media discuss her hotness, her lack of education, and her gosh-darn boundary-breaking maverickness — and what these qualities will mean for her in 2012.
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#palinology
Palin's Soliloquy: A Textual Analysis Of Sarah's Resignation Speech
Sarah Palin's farewell speech to Alaska/her senses on Friday seemed poorly thought-out and confusing. After three days and an exhaustive treatment by our crack team of elitist, unreal American textual analysts, it's — still poorly thought-out and confusing.
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#nominationfail
Did Palin Nominate A Rape Advocate For A.G.?
Sarah Palin's nominee for Alaska attorney general, Wayne Anthony Ross, may have told MRA-group Dads Against Discrimination in 1991,"If a guy can't rape his wife, who's he gonna rape?" He's denying it. [Daily Beast] -
#palinsproblems
The Sordid Song Of Sherry Johnston
More details are emerging about Sherry Johnston, the grandmother of Bristol Palin's baby on the way, and her drug arrest for felony charges relating to OxyContin sales. -
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#caribou
What the fuck is wrong with people? [Guardian]
