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more about #alanismorissette Treeless: An inventory of Frances' lies: 1) I am not trying to escape. 2) You look sober in that dress. 3) Really, I'm not trying to escape. more » AppleBrownBettyComingThrough: Poor FBC. I do not envy her path. Toxic moms are so hard. You know they're crazy and bad for you, yet you crave the mommy. Hell, not even the mommy... more » avec_accent: Dear Frances, My mummy is lovely. Wanna share? She'll make us delicious dutch apple cake and send us links to funny online cartoons. Deal? more » szuperremek: So I said yesterday that I didn't get why Courtney lost custody of Frances... and needless to say, now I get it. I want to say that she's ranting on ... more » sassenach: Love obviously has serious mental problems; I hope she can get help. Alanis seems to have confused being bummed out with [clinical] depression. Runnin... more » LucilleMcGillicuddy: I am officially not longer at all amused by Courtney Love. She was sort of good theater for a while but now, no. I'm out. more » Scout: Courtney Love Cobain perez you know what YOUR lawyer saud? to a client? "if shed just give in and sell rest for 15 million all of this would dissapea... more » MargaretMoony: OMG, poor Frances Bean. If my mother did that I'd...well, I actually don't know what I'd do but I think it would be pretty drastic. So, RUN Frances... more » AgainWithFeeling: What is Frances' "wonder bread side", and does everybody have one? more » pesematology: Courtney Love needs a psychiatric evaluation pronto. more » OneBigPear: I had to fix Wilford's response. Q: What do you do when you come to New York? Wilford Brimley: "Well, we eat good food in good restaurants. You've go... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: Courtney Love, Jon Gosselin, and Michael Lohan items all in a row? I now have the urge to send my parents a giant bouquet of flowers. Huh. more » Diziet_Sma: Did Courtney Love just blame Francis for her father's suicide? Wow. You know, I always thought she was a mean narcissist, but I had a little sympathy,... more » sanssoucis321: Jeez. Poor Bean. I'm amazed that she's turned out seemingly normal and with a decent head on her shoulders, what with Courtney McCrazyNutcasePants Lov... more » laurasaurus: As a proud Simon's Rock graduate, I have to say, this is definitely the best shout-out my alma mater has probably ever received. more » erinna: Yet another reason why I must insist that Facebook adds a breathalyzer app, posting while intoxicated is a very dangerous habit more » GirlFailer: I am offering a plausible translation of Courtney's ramblings from above. Frankly the whole thing disgusts me. My daughter is not always honest, and... more » Snacky_Onassis: Did anyone ever stop to consider that maybe Frances is a deceptive person and a liar? Haha, just kidding, Courtney is nuts. more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Oh Courtney. You make it very very hard to be on your side. Perhaps a spell of vipassana meditation. You know, that kind where you don't say anythi... more » lowkeylo: I think this Courtney Love debacle is a perfect example of a parent seeing herself in the role of a "friend" instead of a "parent." I mean, a "friend... more » -
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Courtney Attacks Frances On Facebook; Jon's Broke But Won't Get A Job
- Courtney Love, who recently lost custody of Frances Bean Cobain, posted two incoherent rants on her Facebook page today, bashing Kurt Cobain's family and her 17-year-old daughter. She says Frances "was deceptive she lied and shes lying to herself."
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#snapjudgment
Tearin' Up My Heart With Two Hands In My Pocket
[New York, November 3. Image via INFDaily.]
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#thefairsex
Sarah McLachlan Fans Rejoice: Lilith Fair Returns
Lilith Fair is apparently making a comeback next summer, with shows in eighteen cities including New York, LA, and DC. Time for an Alanis Morissette comeback? [NYT] -
#goodbadugly
Attire All Over The Place At "Rock A Little, Feed A Lot" Benefit
Stars like Christina Applegate, Isla Fisher and Alanis Morissette were confused about what to wear to the Rock A Little, Feed A Lot benefit concert in L.A. last night. Fancy or casual? LBD or ill-filling trousers? Tuxedo or plaid shirt!?!?!?! More » -
#snapjudgment
"I'm Really Glad I Didn't Pay For That Free Ride!"
[Los Angeles, August 29. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
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#movieminute
"You're Not Going To Spend This Whole Road Trip Freaking Out About Your Mom, Are You?"
What happens when you jam every indie movie cliché into a faux trailer starring Alicia Silverstone and Alanis Morissette? Hilarity. Embed after the jump. [Funny Or Die] More » -
#dirtbag
Kristen Stewart Pregnancy Rumors; Michael's Star-Studded Memorial
- Oy (Oi?): An Australian tabloid is claiming that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are "in turmoil" because Kristen is pregnant with the sparkle vamp's spawn.
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#notablequotable
Ryan Reynolds, Yes Man
RyRen, on his early midlife crisis, after breaking up with fiancée Alanis Morissette and turning 30: "I started to feel really reflective. I really wanted absolute yesses in my life, as opposed to maybes." [Elle] -
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Everyone's Getting More Sex, Whether We Want It Or Not
- More Manolos and man-drama: The Sex And The City sequel is on. Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Cynthia Nixon and Kristin Davis are all on board… and getting more cash. [Us]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Lindsay Lohan And Samantha Ronson Cry The Friendly Skies
- Lindsay and Sam rang in 2009 with yet another tear-drenched fight, this time at Miami International Airport. Linds was so inconsolable on the plane that she was asked if she'd like to disembark.
