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more about #affair pantsless economist...access RESTORED: And I bet he thought we all forgot about him when our favorite Appalachian Trail hiker started using the media as his own personal diary! more » angryblackgurl: Nervous about all the changes..... more » cantankasaurus rex: is anyone else disgusted by his complete dehumanization of Hamilton? even while he's supposedly apologizing, its all about him, she was just the thing... more » Lymed: This is the most important letter I've ever written, because I believe it is my only chance of making me appear remorseful enough to keep my Senate se... more » thoughtthinker: I was being completely selfish and only thinking of myself. I wasn't thinking of other people, just me. Also, I was the only person in my mind when I ... more » inabook: I hope he's actually having the religious crisis he seems to be claiming. He deserves to have a nice heap of mental anguish for his behavior, and mig... more » thegogglesdonothing: How did John Ensign get a million bucks to potentially pay off the husband? Is he independently wealthy? (I know - stupid question). more » Yahtzii: Does anyone else think the "+"'s make it look like lyrics to a Prince song? more » BlondeGrlz: The plus signs, the lack of capitalization, the 3rd grade sentence structure...I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if her response was OMG WTF John?... more » BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Anna N., you win at life for those paparazzi snaps. more » lilbobbytables: Ok, fellow Jezzies: is anyone else having difficulty with the math here? I keep getting over + over = 4.974, and I swear that isn't right. And don't g... more » DutchessOfDork: This is a bit different than blaming Satan now isn't it? more » Santos L Halper: Philandering and general dickery also predate the Constitution, dumb dumb. more » wtfox?!: God never intended for me to do this. I walked away from Him and my relationship with Him has suffered terribly. I know He loves me and He loves you. ... more » Santos L Halper: Are we absolutely sure this "Cynthia" is not just a Real Doll? God hates love with toys, you know. more » margareita metermaid: Blamed his wife for what? All this letter needs to make it (horribly) perfect is a series of P.S.'s and P.S.S.'s etc. and a "do you still like me?" q... more » dianersb was bit by a zombie: I love that this guy...the guy who broke at least one of those commandment thingies...believes he knows what God wants. more » sportz.star: Marriage may be the cornerstone of society, but adultery is the snazzy interior design that every really wants to finish the job. more » Trulymadlyme: God never intended for me to do this. Man, I get so tired of people ceding their own actions to God's will. I'm not into church or even Christian bu... more » NellMood: I'm also a little in love with footnote 4. It's amazing how many of these guys made similar statements about Bill Clinton and the sanctity of marriage... more » -
#whathappensinvegas
Textual Analysis: John Ensign's Apology Letter Contains Sorrow, Contrition, Plus-Signs
A Las Vegas columnist has published a letter from Nevada Senator John Ensign to his employee/mistress Cynthia Hampton, in which he attempts (unsuccessfully) to end their affair. A crap letter from a Senator can only mean one thing ...
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#crapemailfromadude
The Mark Sanford Emails: A Textual Analysis
Last night, The State released a series of e-mails between Mark Sanford and his Argentinian paramour, a woman said to be a 43-year-old agribusiness exec. We analyze Sanford's communiques from a literary, cultural, theological, and numerological perspective, after the jump.
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#bookishness
Elizabeth Edwards: Pulling No Punches
Elizabeth Edwards' upcoming book, Resilience, will indeed touch on her husband's affair with videographer Rielle Hunter. She reportedly writes that she vomited when John confessed (been there!) and called Rielle "pathetic." [Huffington Post] -
#clips
How The Internet Helps Wives Cheat On Their Husbands
Today Good Morning America reported on the new trend of "real life desperate housewives" using sites like AshleyMadison.com to carry on affairs. Nevermind the fact that 70% of the site's users are men. More » -
#theendoftheaffair
Mistress Takes Revenge On Man Who "Fired" Her
A married Chinese businessman's plan to hold a contest between his five mistresses to decide which one to "keep" backfired when one of the eliminated women drove him off a cliff. More »
