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more about #aerosmith jemandtheholograms: Michael Cera, you and your witty comments make me love you. more » AfroJezeBella: Aw, I love Pink & Carey together. Can anyone explain to me why the Twilight series books are all named after sun & moon phenomenoms? I predict the ne... more » AmbiguouslyStraightUno: Lady Gaga seen with a man wearing matching outfits? Sounds like something me and my gay boyfriend would do. more » Breamworthy: On the one hand, I'm glad that Steven Tyler is getting the help he needs. On the other hand, I am sad if this means he will no longer demand that peop... more » Ms Meghan is Reppin' the Triforce: I don't really care for Michael Cera, but he earned major points for that quote. more » bigapplemama: Not to stereotype, but I am not sure a straight man would be wearing matching studded ensembles;) more » 18thfloor: I'm not even going to lie, I wouldn't kick Pink & Carey Hart out of my bed. I have such a terrible crush on Demetri Martin! However, Sarah Silverman,... more » FurrierAndIves: Vatican City to Matt Groening, "Te Absolvo!" more » Bhangb3b3: Go Lafayette Go Lafayette Go! You know his fine ass deserves a man who isn't a heartless vampire or a V trick. I'm pleased. more » madeofawesome: Lady Gaga, let's be friends. I'll totes join team No Pants if it means we can hang. more » piccola: Why are they remaking The Karate Kid??? It's perfect as it is -- and it helps me forget that Ralph Macchio hasn't done anything good since My Cousin V... more » Triana Orpheus: They were dancing and drinking and wearing matching studded ensembles. They drank champagne and left early. This is seriously my dream night. I'm not... more » DonnaPirana: That Vatican paper praising The Simpsons for its "philosophical leanings" reminds me of my own attempts to convince myself that any number of amusin... more » VioletBeauregarde: Party Pooper Extraordinaire: Will Lafayette's boyfriend be Eric? In my mind the answer is a resounding "hell yeah, hookah!" More Eric and Lafayette, less Eric and Sookeh (in Bill'... more » cuteasabutton: I'm so sorry for Brittany's family. To attend the funeral of a loved on any day, let alone Christmas Eve, must be heartbreaking. more » cuteasabutton: I'll have a Jake Gyllenhaal/Justin Theroux sandwich with extra sauce thanks. more » Mireille is German for the Bart, the.: True Blood news, thank god. Less sparkle, more sexy non-tween vampires. more » bluetrain84: Was Gaga's man in a car? Did he buy her drinks at bars? more » Leucadia: Yay Whole Foods! I love animals but they don't belong in food stores or restaurants unless they are legitimate working animals. I used to hate the idi... more » BlondeGoddess: That Lady GaGa pic gives me a Madonna flashback. more » -
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Lady Gaga's Got A Mystery Man; Steven Tyler Enters Rehab
- Lady Gaga was seen partying in West Hollywood with a "boy-toy."
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Jennifer Hudson To Sing At White House; Carla Bruni To Act In Woody Allen Flick
- Jennifer Hudson will sing for President Obama, Michelle Obama and their guests at a state dinner tonight.
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New Moon Breaks Records; Amy Proposes To Blake
- 'Sup Twihards? This column alleges Robert Pattinson is a "hot property" thanks to New Moon's record-breaking box office this weekend…
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Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
- Amy Winehouse was supposedly in the hospital because she was sick, but now her dad says:
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Dina Claims Lindsay Cuts Herself; Rosie Calls Oprah "Gay"
- Dina Lohan is pissed that Michael Lohan keeps leaking recordings of Dina and Lindsay's phone calls to him. "The tapes were from a long time ago, and for a father to stoop this low is unforgivable," she says. And:
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Madonna's Mission In Brazil; Lindsay's Relationship With Heath Ledger
- Madonna is in Brazil, but not to meet Jesus' parents. She says:
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Steven Tyler Reportedly Quits Aerosmith
Aerosmith's Joe Perry says that Steven Tyler has quit the band, though he doesn't "know for how long, indefinitely or whatever." Tyler has been with Aerosmith since 1970; Perry claims the band will try to carry on without him. [UPI] -
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John Travolta To Testify Today; Jaclyn Smith Is Alive & Well
- John Travolta allegedly refused medical help after his son Jett suffered a seizure — which is why the paramedics in the Bahamas were trying to blackmail him.
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Oprah's On Top; Gwyneth Stinks
- Forbes has released the top-earning celebrities over 50, and Oprah is at number one! To put things in perspective, Forbes' Lauren Streib writes:
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Rihanna Back In Spotlight; Brat Packers Remember John Hughes
- Rihanna will appear on the September 14 launch of The Jay Leno Show — her first performance since being assaulted by Chris Brown in February. But she won't be alone:
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Oprah Sued For A Trillion; Posh Headed To Idol
- Oprah is being sued for $1 trillion. That is one trillion dollars. Here's the deal:
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Brad Smokes Weed Out Of A Can; Penelope Cruz Might Be Pregnant
- Remember this report that Quentin Tarantino asked Brad Pitt to join the cast of Inglourious Basterds over some wine and some weed?
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Tyra To Face Stalker In Court
- Tyra Banks will be in court this week; she's expected to testify in the trial of her alleged stalker, Brady Green.
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Brad Pitt: "Angie Is Not A Homewrecker"
- Brad Pitt's on the cover of W, two months after ladyfriend Angelina Jolie graced the mag. In the photo by artist Chuck Close, Brad looks… wrinkly. [Just Jared]
