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more about #advicecolumns blue_streak: Answer: Whatever it is, it needs to be fixed. Question: Is the new kitty I adopted from the shelter a boy or a girl kitty? more » Clarissima: Go to Abracadabra and buy a Santa's helper outfit. Points for not directing the reader to the tiresome Frederics of Hollywood, but the result is unfor... more » dialing_footnoterphone: I guess the naughty or nice works better than the Rudolph angle I was working - "I'll guide YOUR sleigh tonight." Just wasn't warming my honey's cockl... more » JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: Advice on marriage and kids? Ah, so the day has FINALLY come where people can pass on experience and knowledge through boning? YAY! I hope she screws... more » marks-alot: Now let’s not throw the sexy santa's helper idea under the bus quite so quickly. At least in this regard, some (a whole lot of) men can be shocking... more » EdnasEdibles: But but, what should Jewish and Jehovah's Witnesses dress up as to bring spice to their marriage? Cheerleaders? Or can you still celebrate Christmas i... more » Pantra: What all this "advice" tells me is that Dupre has no clue about self-empowerment or relationships and is grabbing at every cliche she can think of to ... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: I feel that dressing up as a sexy Santa and using the line, "Have you been naughty or nice this year?" would pretty much insure that I would be celiba... more » EarlyGrey: Maybe I'm being overly sensitive, but this post sort of implies that there's something boring or bland about being monogamous. Hopefully I'm misreadin... more » Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: Does she say where I should be putting that scrunchie?! more » Yahtzii: Asking Ashley Dupre for advice about marriage and relationships is sort of like asking Paula Deen for advice on vegan cooking. I mean sure, she's a ch... more » LaComtesse: I promise you if I wore a Santa's Helper outfit, my husband would be the opposite of turned on. more » BabyJane: Well, I was planning on climbing down the chimney this Christmas, clad in nothing but a Santa hat, but her idea sounds much more practical and less li... more » la.donna.pietra: And yet, still more relevant and useful than Cosmopolitan. more » futuremouse: Don't sleep with a married man because you might... end up with an advice column in the Post? more » CurtCole: I drove an escort all through high school and I'm here to tell you, they do nothing to improve your sex life. more » Penny: I'm not surprised she's vanilla. It's always the ones you assume might be wild who are not. Also see, girls with tattoos. more » femme-bot: Why would I take advice from someone who wears lip liner? more » LolaQuinn is full of beans: Where is the love for the Go Ask Alice column! God did that get me through my late teens... more » Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: Oh great. Now I'm never going to get any work done. Up 'til this point Dan Savage has been my one and only. Even if I don't always agree with him, at ... more » -
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"Whatever It Is, It Needs To Be Fixed": Advice From Ashley Dupre
Among all the personae ex-escort Ashley Dupre could have adopted for her New York Post advice column, it appears she's chosen staggering banality. After the jump, her surprisingly vanilla views on marriage, sexy Santa outfits, and dicks. More » -
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Advice On Advice: Rating Internet Advice Columns
Advice columns are a little like cats: they may not actually do much, but they're fun to look at. Also like cats, not all advice columns are created equal. After the jump, we grade a few of the major players.
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