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    The Queen of No: All the sexuality and none of the sex. They are consumed with each other but he won't fuck/suck her. It's perfect for a girl not-yet-ready to go full ... more »
    Shamrockette: This book series just made me feel crappy about being a virgin. It's all fine and good, but still, some of us "untouched" individuals aren't virgins b... more »
    lastbroadcast: Twilight never really struck me as preachy, I was actually pretty suprised when I found out Stephanie Meyer was mormon. In the 4th book, Bella practic... more »
    LimitedLiabilityGirl: Oh Caitlin, Caitlin. No one can write like you, and that's a shame, but no one thinks quite like you either, and for that, we give thanks. more »
    MarianGabynoodle: Actually, the reason Edward doesn't want to consummate the relationship with Bella isn't because he's afraid he'll lose control and drink her blood. S... more »
    hollygirl: I almost barfed at rachel getting Married because of the camera movement.I really really hate the way Caitlin Flanagan writes about unmarreid women. I... more »
    ArtfulSlinger: Oh and there has always been in an inherent sexism to vampire folklore, so its no surprise here. more »
    ArtfulSlinger: Bad writing is one thing, but bad writing that ruins the sexiness of vampires is quite another. Personally, I stayed away from this shit shack of a s... more »
    Cerridwen: I think teenage girls like this story for a whole host of reasons: the romance, the eroticism, the image of the man who adores you, the normal girl, b... more »
    polskabanana: I generally subscribe to the Henry James philosophy that "In art, feeling is always meaning," and that regardless of purple prose and sagging narrativ... more »
    hollygirl: The fact that you fainted has convinced me to see this film. Hope you're better. more »
    BlondeGrlz: Maybe I'm remembering my sequels wrong but I'm pretty sure by the third book Edward is insisting they have the be married to have teh sex. Bella think... more »
    Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: Wait, wait, I've got it. According to the bulk of my email, the answer is: 12-inch throbbing monster cocks. Do I win a prize? more »
    tscheese: Also, I would find Bella a lot more moving and endearing if she weren't a straight-up Mary Sue, but that's neither here nor there. more »
    Raspberry Swirly: Fainted? Seriously? more »
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