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    Scout: disappointing.....schilling crap that people don't need nice job Brookie oh and vitamin e and emu oil topically, barleans flax, hemp seed oil, B-Compl... more »
    cognitive.dissonance: Is it that the actual *eye color* changes or that the *eyelid* itself becomes discolored? The latter would make more sense since Latisse is applied d... more »
    MeaniePants: Mrs. Pants and I were just talking about this! What gives? Royalties from "The Blue Lagoon" finally run out? And what the fuck is up with the eyelash ... more »
    Fatwetdog: I think something about her tells marketers, "I'm aspirational, yet approachable." If you were lost, she looks like someone you would want to ask for ... more »
    LaComtesse: I REALLY think it has to do with the image she made for herself when she wrote her book about post-partum depression. Most of those products fall in t... more »
    Eleanor Ramilly: I thought I was the only one who noticed this! What the hell is going on?? more »
    battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch: Long eyelashes are annoying. That just means then bend in more places to impale your eyeballs as many times as possible when they fall out. You couldn... more »
    Flackette Goes Retro: Once again, Jezebel is reading my mind. And WTF with that Latisse? "May cause your eyes to change color"?!?! more »
    Penny: Am I the only one totally freaked out by this Latisse shit? "May cause temporary blindness, but your eyelashes may grow 1/16 of an inch." more »
    sybann: it beats working - I love commercial work - but just my voice is used - WAY better for makeup free at Home Depot Saturday morning. more »
    sympathyforthebasementcat: What comes between me and my Tupperware? Nothing. Didn't she do a commercial for Sex and the City too? Called Lipstick Jungle or something? more »
    wooden_shoes: The eyelash growy stuff is the one that really freaks me out, not only because it's a freaky product that could possibly alter your eye color permanen... more »
    alexburrito: I was just commenting on this the other day. It also made me notice what a really bad actress she is! That stupid sidelong glance while she's dancing ... more »
    hortense: Yes!!! This has been driving me crazy lately. She's everywhere, selling everything! Slow it down, Suddenly Susan! more »
  • #adnauseum

    Why Is Brooke Shields In Every Commercial?

    Has anyone else noticed that Brooke Shields is a full-time spokesmodel again? She has so many endorsement deals right now—Tupperware, Coppertone, Latisse, World Gold Council, Colgate, milk, Fertility Lifelines, and more—that her career has come full circle.