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more about #adnanghalib Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC: Not schooled in the "science of law and finance"??? Wesley, you get a hearty "Bish please" for that one. Everyone knows the tax man is a pimp and th... more » avec_accent: "Susan Boyle said she was "shocked" when she lost America's Got Talent" Probably because she was meant to be participating in Britain's Got Talent. more » Crabby Cakes: Wow, since I keep seeing the OPPOSITE sentiment expressed here re: the tour bus accident- how terrible for that poor man and his family and thank good... more » bitingfairy: Well now I have to read Twilight. Thanks a lot, Vatican. more » boatdock.bearcat: 1)So wait...the DOG should have been sent to counseling? ...do they have that? 2) Carrie Prejean's brother: That is NOT an ok thing to say. ever. ... more » sweet_communist: "The theme of vampires in Twilight combines a mixture of excesses that as ever is aimed at young people and gives a heavy esoteric element. It is once... more » tobesthewonderdog: i am embarassed about the range of emotions i went through reading from the headline of "miley's fatal bus crash" and reading that it was not her who ... more » Slim: Hey John Mayer! SHUT UP! more » DinosaurDanceParty: Yikes Wesley Snipes....how much money did he owe? I've seen people go years and years without filing taxes and not have to go to jail for three years,... more » AngeSponge: Thank you, Catholic Church for once again reminding me that you think I'm too dumb to make my own choices. Without you I definitely would not be able ... more » Diziet_Sma: "age-old trick or ideal formula of using extremes to make an impact" Virgin birth, crucifixion, Lazarus rising from the dead: nothing extreme about a... more » Kitty: I'm surprised the Vatican didn't jump on this sooner... though this will probably only make the books all the more popular now (if that's at all possi... more » Sputnik_Sweetheart: What is the Vatican talking about? Bella and Edward wait until marriage to have sex and Bella refuses to abort her baby even though it might kill her.... more » boxspelunker: Aw, Susan Boyle, I still love you. more » annewithaneee: "Carrie Prejean's brother Billy Arnone talked to Radar Online about her sex tapes and said, 'If they were put in front of me I'd probably watch it.'" ... more » MalinaMango: Isn't Twilight abstinence-themed? If anything, you'd think the Vatican would like it. more » Thus Spake KATE!: dude, the vatican is just pissed because the catholic church was clearly the inspiration for the voltari. more » Tippi Hedren: I like how Joel Madden is acting like he was the one with pneumonia. more » Bob Wiley: Chris Brown wanted to plead guilty, but his lawyer, Mark Geragos, would not let him??? That's such bullshit, straight from his rep to TMZ. Barf. more » Little Green Frog (Wise Latina): Really? Because when people find out I watch TDS and Colbert they don't think I'm cool, they think I am a feminazi baby killer liberal. more » -
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Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
- Last night, one of the four buses in Miley Cyrus' tour caravan swerved off the road in Virginia and crashed. The driver was killed, and one other person was injured.
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Gerard & Jen Get "Married"; Lindsay's "Incriminating" Videos Stolen?
- Gerard Butler had to shoot a wedding photograph with Jennifer Aniston as a prop for their characters in The Bounty. Gerard says:
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Rihanna's New Track Disses Chris; Twilight Sequel Script Trashed?
- Rihanna has a new song, with guest vocals by Lady GaGa, titled Silly Boy. Kanye West posted it online, and the lyrics are:
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Britney's Ex Served With Lawsuit; Suleman Not Coming To American TV
- Adnan Ghalib, Britney Spears ex, is being sued because he allegedly hit a process server trying to deliver a restraining order from Brit. He's already facing three felony charges related to the incident. [TMZ]
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Arrests & Rumors Surround Britney; Madonna's Malawi Adoption In Progress
- Drama surrounds Miss Britney Jean Spears. First of all:
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Shawn Johnson's Scary Stalker
- A dude was arrested for trying to break into the Dancing With The Stars studio.
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Kanye West Headed To Court
- Kanye West has been charged with battery, theft and vandalism stemming from that incident last September in which he smashed a paparazzi's camera at LAX. He's planning a fly courtroom outfit right now. [TMZ, Mirror, Gatecrasher]
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Spotted: Rolling Stone's Gross Gossip Girl Cover; Kanye Charged For Attacking Paparazzi
- Leighton Meester and Blake Lively share an ice cream cone on Rolling Stone's new cover. The girl-on-girl antics continue inside, with the girls sucking on a Twizzler and each other's thumbs.
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PETA Wants A Taste Of Clooney; Britney Has A New Boyfriend
- PETA has one of George Clooney's sweaty towels and wrote him a letter asking to harvest his perspiration to make Clooney flavored tofu, or CloFu. "As a mammal, I'm offended," said Clooney in response. [E!]
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Brit's Battle Of The Exes: Ex-Manager Blames Ex-Boyfriend In Court
- In court today Sam Lutfi filed a declaration claiming he hasn't been texting Britney in violation of his restraining order. He says Brit has texted him, but he conveyed his responses through Adnan Ghalib. [TMZ]
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Britney's Crew Spends The Day In Court
- Britney's hairdresser and bodyguard testified today about Sam Lutfi's attempts to convince Britney that her family was conspiring to gain control over her. In another courtroom, Adnan Ghalib pled not guilty to felony charges.
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Owen Wilson & Kate Hudson Rendez-Vous In France
- Shh! Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson went on some kind of super secret date in Paris. Don't tell!
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Chris Brown Deserves More Than A Poke For Posting On Facebook; Adnan Ghalib Under Investigation For Assault
- Chris Brown has apparently spoken out on Rihanna in the stupidest way possible, updating his Facebook page to say: "You'll begin to see her true colors. Believe it!" and changing his status to "single." [NYPost]
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Mickey Rourke & Courtney Love: New Couple?
- Ladies and gentlemen: Mickey Rourke is reportedly dating Courtney Love, and has been for a few weeks. Somehow this makes perfect sense. [Telegraph]
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Amy Winehouse To Parents: Take My Cash, Please
- Amy Winehouse must be coming to her senses: she's given control of her £15 million fortune to her parents. She can't spend her own money without their approval, so drugs are probably out. [Mirror]
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Madonna Gets The Kids, Jessica Gets Support, And DMX Gets 90 Days
- Guy Richie will not fight ex-wife Madonna's plans to move their children to the United States, claiming that he would rather keep his children together than tear them apart with a nasty custody battle. [Mirror]
