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more about #adamlippes more comments → amsci: Oh Karl, you're ugly enough to do anything you want to do! Keep that craggy chin up, tiger! more » Rooo sez BISH PLZ: "I was never a feminist because I was never ugly enough for that." During his last renovation, it was noted that Lagerfeld had had all the mirrors in ... more » Penny: I am fairly certain that Chanel would think Lagerfeld is a tool. more » Penny: Did you all hear that Rodarte is the next Go line for Target? The news has totally overshadowed any excitement I had about the Sui collection. more » Bunsy: The small problem, of course, is that Heidi Klum DID "appropriate" Van Cleef's clover design... more » willwriteforfood: I don't get the point of channeling Chanel via Lagerfeld. I would imagine someone at some point wrote down what she actually said, could we not, like,... more » Yahtzii: . . . So that's Karl Lagerfeld's job? To impersonate Coco Chanel in interviews? This is somehow more confusing than when I thought his job was to wea... more » Samanthrax: You know, those collars he wears probably constricts the flow of oxygen to his brain. yeah. more » greengrey: Wait, Steve Madden sued other designers for knocking THEM off? That's very shocking. I keep waiting to hear that Jimmy Choo is suing Steve Madden. See... more » hellosunshine: Shiny corpse lips - Nars Lip Lacquer in Chelsea Girl if you're peachy/pale. Done. more » IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: Having your own line of pajamas is sooo punk! Sid Vicious would be doing the same if he were still around today. Grrr. Avril makes me crazy. more » MockMyWorld: Sure, you're laughing now, True Religion, but KFED IS ONTO YOU. Once he starts spreading the good word that jeans for toddlers need not cost two hundr... more » iloveastone: I'm pretty sure Seventeen taught me to put eyeshadow on my lips mixed with (my beauty staple, sadly) vaseline YEARS AGO. I'z been rockin blue lips for... more » pamplemousse (nee twinpeaks): Does the Jenna Jameson perfume smell like latex and lube? more » BabyJane: I prefer matte corpse lips as opposed to shiny. I'm old school zombie that way. more » -
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Karl Thinks Feminists Are "Ugly"; Posh Spice Gives Up On Armani
- For the September issue of Harper's Bazaar, the magazine interviewed Karl Lagerfeld, speaking as Coco Chanel. In character, the Grand Teuton shared such idiotic reflections as: "I was never a feminist because I was never ugly enough for that." [FWD]
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Victoria Beckham Sells Out; Mary Kate & Ashley Do Men
- People love Posh's dresses. Net-a-porter.com sold out in one day, and Posh herself stopped by Neiman Marcus to instruct sales associates and top customers in the ways of the frock. Thirty pieces were sold. [WWD]
