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more about #actsofgod Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole: My favorite tag for this is "acts of god" more » deitybox: Judging from the shapely hips, we're dealing with a hermaphrodite here. more » tscheese: Aw, it just needs a little bit of gravy. more » pantsless economist...access RESTORED: [xkcd.com] more » Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Eh. I'd be impressed if it wasn't flaccid. more » VaginaWig is A Merkin: "Vegetables with penises" is the BEST. TAG. EVER. more » sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): What's an anatomically correct vegetable for the ladies? A tomato with a mysterious nub? more » pantsless economist...access RESTORED: i just KNOW COTD is coming from this topic. more » A Small Turnip: I'm genuinely blushing. A post written especially for me! Awww, Sadie, you shouldnt have. more » pantsless economist...access RESTORED: so many thoughts...that one lying on the ground looks more like it has a tail than anything else. what happened to the parsnips btw? I bet they were f... more » sportz.star: Will it be circumcised? more » PrettyPrettyPrincess: Give it botox and some tits and it can be the new 'Real Housewife' - who has a secret in her skirt... more » labeled: The tags on this are cracking me up - but I can guarantee I won't be googling vegerotica anytime soon. No, thank you! more » Penny: Unlike the real think, you can transform this into a nice purée. more » Penny: Pervs. more » BabyJane: Do you think people beet off to that? more » PrettyNotPretty: More accurate than a Ken doll! more » -
#veggietales
Porno For Parsnips
Gothamist has discovered what it terms "possibly the most obscene parsnip(s) ever." The full monty can be found after the jump. Gives "root vegetable" a whole new meaning. [Gothamist]
