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more about #acting more comments → moonwalking: In an interview, Essman stated that people often approach her on the street and ask her to cuss them out, Susie Greene-style. And she quite often obli... more » If_I_Had_a_Poodle: i like her style, which is, of course, an illusion more » Highsmith: Larrrrrrayyyy! YOU FOUR EYED FUCK!!! more » willwriteforfood: I love Susie Greene as a character in a (slightly) fictionalized TV show. I love that she is blunter than just about anyone in putting Larry in his pl... more » ritualtheory: I love Susie Essman. She's like my loud, brash, unselfconscious, shameless shadow self. more » colormeroutine: I've known some people like that. They were actually pretty unpleasant to be around more » mmj200: She's an unconventional knockout beauty and a lucky bitch to be screwing that hot piece called Javier. My heavens does that man put exy in sexy. more » Beets.Go.On is the Fat Yogini: I didn't realize that Vanilla Sky was considered a "terrible movie." As far as transhumanist concept films go, I thought (and still think) it was exce... more » lavenderstain: "Schnoz" really? a raised nose makes you not "pretty" now? ooookay more » Hippopotame asks you in a very dignified manner to please promote her comments.: She has been great in several Almodovar films. I don't get why this article you're reporting on seems to make it seem that it was only Volver that sh... more » topsy: I'm so glad that I no long have to defend my Penelope Cruz love. I never really bothered with her American movies but Cruz and Almodovar are a match ... more » BlondeGoddess: She's just a mediocre actress in English. When she speaks Spanish: a whole different league. There are so many nuances in a language, it's hard to sou... more » hfree: Her two biggest problems in her early English speaking career were that a) she couldn't actually speak English yet (and neither could Antonio Banderas... more » SmaženýSýr: And yet VF apparently felt the need to Photoshop her. WTF? more » Vixen5: I've been a fan of Ms. Cruz since I saw her in Woman on Top which makes me want to get on a flight to Brazil every single time. I think she's fantasti... more » -
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Character Study
Susie Essman on her famously self-confident alter-ego: "Susie Greene thinks she is drop-dead gorgeous and everything she chooses to put on is drop-dead gorgeous. Imagine being like that." [NYT] -
#maghag
Did Pedro Almodóvar Save Penelope Cruz's Career?
Penelope Cruz is profiled in Vanity Fair's November issue, and Ingrid Sischy explains that a string of terrible films like Vanilla Sky could have finished her. But Pedro Almodóvar jokes: "I was there to save her." More » -
#curses
Natasha Richardson's Death Reduced To "Redgrave Curse."
Because obviously the best way to address the tragedy of Natasha Richardson's death is to ascribe it to a ghoulish, dubious "Redgrave Curse." Why settle for quiet dignity when there are conspiracy theories?! More »
