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more about #acmilan more comments → Little Green Frog (Wise Latina): The tattoos totally bring me down. Please take them off!!!! They obscure his arm muscle definition. more » rd2uk: I know this might not be a popular comment (because it involved becks being dressed) but i love him in the red and black milan jersey...and in suits..... more » Mrs. Stephen Fry: Granted most of you don't want to have a conversation with him, but I can't get past it. I would laugh and laugh if he said a word, and that might ru... more » DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: I know he's leaving LA. Can't he just come to NY and stay a while? I dunno, in my apartment for example. more » Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: I have never been a big Becks fan. That's right I said it. BUT, the abs, tattoos and intense face in the first photo form a trifecta of hotness that ... more » Hamsterpants: Ehh, nice pecs/abs. Hate the tats. Not my type. more » Cafezinha: The remarks I have in mind would be considered wholly inappropriate and sexist if the situation were reversed. Which is why I'll think them heartily, ... more » Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.: Jesus Christ. That is all. more » hellosunshine: PLZ TO HAZ. more » southernbelle: Ok, that's it. My husband is getting tattoo sleeves. He can have the whole of Crime and Punishment written down his arms in the original if that's wha... more » BabyJane: He's sPECtacular! more » KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins: His girly voice kills my ladyboner. You can bounce a quarter off those abs but damn, that voice... more » margareita metermaid: meanwhile all his teammates are rolling their eyes and planning on putting flaming dog doo in his locker cos they're sick of his nekkid showboating. more » Twerpsichore: Mens: I would like to put in a request for shorter shorts. How short? Think John McEnroe, 1977. Thanks in advance. (That goes for Mr. Twerp too.) more » OnTheCastingCouch: literally, i spit out my lunch when the page loaded. Posh, well done. more » -
#ragtrade
Scarlett Poses For D&G; D&G Cheer For David Beckham
- Scarlett Johanson is the new face of D&G cosmetics. A face that looks mightily like Marilyn Monroe. [Popcrunch]
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#dirtbagafterdark
Baby New Year For Jennifer Garner?
- Very-pregnant Jennifer Garner and hubby Ben Affleck have been "spotted" entering Cedars-Sinai hospital: please let them dress the baby in a little top hat and "2009" banner! [TMZ]
