• more about #achristmasstory
    Kilotwat: Heavens, that lady in Maryland bumbled for 5 days with a boxcutter but still couldn't extract the fetus from her unintended surrogate? It'd have been ... more »
    La Chica Lucy: Me: tall brunette girl minding my own fucking business, buying some bread at Trader Joe's in Danbury. You: tall douche bag with a giant ego, who was c... more »
    jenrobe: There's already a lovely plaque dedicated to Obama on the gates of his old primary school, and the day of the election the students went nuts, it was ... more »
    La Chica Lucy: Nude photos are not something that ANY boy should receive. Trust. There are already enough talented, whip-smart women who can't ever run for office be... more »
    GlitteryUnicorn: People fart in Danbury, CT? more »
    logruszed: I think it's cute when my girlfriend farts. more »
    cinematheques: My mom is from Taiwan and she's extremely independent and definitely rubbed off on me. She is great believer in education and opportunity, and she wai... more »
    AgnesGrep: I love farting. Farting is a wonderful activity. I love all of my farts. On the other side the phrase "near perfect body" made me stabby. I hate tha... more »
    stealthird: "You fart like a Clydesdale" gets points for originality as a pick-up line, but I'm willing to bet it doesn't generate results. I sure wouldn't date t... more »
    cinematheques: The story about the kidnapped woman had the best possible outcome I could ever hope for. Also, this reminds story me of the French horror film Inside. more »
    mllej: Yeah the Pub Cheese gets to me too, lady. more »
    sybann: I'd like to see what the artist on missedconnectionsny.blogspot.com would create for that CL post! more »
    LucilleMcGillicuddy: OK, I admit I cut one in the Westwood TJ's but my body is nowhere near pefect. more »
    kookla: If I was hit on everytime I farted at Trader Joes, I would be the female version of Tiger Woods. more »
    Lymed: I really never thought that when I had kids, one of the things I would need to teach them is the dangers of sharing nude pictures. more »
    sassyredhead: My farts tend to sound like an elephant. I realized this a couple of weeks ago and seriously got a mad case of the giggles in bed at like midnight. I ... more »
    Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Flick: Are you kidding? Stick my tongue to that stupid pole? That's dumb! Schwartz: That's 'cause you know it'll stick! Flick: You're full of it! Sc... more »
    special_boots: The exact same post is on the Washington, DC missed connections. No clue whether the original was a fake (angling for Best of Craigslist, perhaps?) or... more »
    badmutha: "Fart like a Clydesdale?" That is hilarious! She should go out with him. more »
    cantankasaurus rex: i call shenanigans on the Trader Joe Craigslist story. that same ad was also posted in the DC section today.... [washingtondc.craigslist.org] more »
  • #leftovers

    Man Seeks Farting Trader Joe's Hottie • Indonesia To Erect First Obama Statue

    • Via BuzzFeed here is a love story for the ages: "You farted in Trader Joe's - m4w." We'd love to see what the New York Times missed connections poetry does with this one. •  More »
  • #reesewitherspoon

    Reese Witherspoon Isn't Sure If She'll Buy Her Kid A Horse For Christmas This Year