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more about #accidents jenrobe: This story is unusual for the Northern Territory News in that it does not involve a crocodile. more » Jack_Burton: I've only gotten road-head on highways. Never in-town - too dangerous. Although I have been driving along behind someone and seen a door open, a spit,... more » Dictator for Life: Having read The World According to Garp, I think I can solve this. Does the guy still have all his dick? Yes? He wasn't getting road head. more » Highsmith: It's noyce. It's different. It's unewesyual. more » rixatrix: Why is it always so much more awesome when people from other countries swear? Or people swear in other languages? I love her sarcastic denial - not on... more » Highsmith: Before I die, I just want to read ONCE that there was a car crash because a guy was giving a woman driver head. Just ONCE. more » thePrototype: True story. I had just finished preforming the aforementioned act with my husband on the drive home from work, and about 15 - 30 seconds afterwards we... more » AndPreciousLittleofThat: I'm fine with the sexy antics, but I'm horrified that her daughters were in the car with her at the time. And just hanging out, no less! Very unsafe. more » boobookitteh: If she was giving head while wearing a seatbelt, we can at least applaud her for having safe sex. more » FroderickFronkensteen: Is road head illegal? Because it seems to me the act itself should be "time served." more » Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.: Did she say that in court? If so, I applaud. Actually, it's really refreshing to hear someone speak so frankly about anything. more » jenilane: I believe her, but I would love to know the rest of the story...like why her boobs were hanging out with a $5 stuck in them (physics?)? more » BabyJane: Sounds like the only thing blown was the tire. more » hfree: practicing one of the top ten most overrated sex acts, on-road fellatio,After The World According to Garp I'm surprised anyone would even attempt it a... more » thecameralovesyou: I would like to go drinking with this lady. She sounds like she might just be my new best friend. Anyone that says "hung like a donkey" and needs to b... more » Lymed: Commenter providing "proof" that you can perform such act while wearing a seat belt through personal story of a "friend" in 3...2...1... more » CurtCole: She's from Darwin and almost got a Darwin Award! more » -
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Salty Aussie Outraged At Accusation Of On-Road Oral
An Australian woman denies that practicing one of the top ten most overrated sex acts, on-road fellatio, led to an accident: "It may have looked bad when police first arrived as my girls were hanging out all over the place..." More »
